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  1. Kennythetiger
    Sometimes I think this logistical shit is just as interesting as the battles themselves. I think about stuff like that a lot watching Band of Brothers.
  2. Kennythetiger
    I’d shit in the hallway
  3. Kennythetiger
    She didn’t want a dirty old man looking at her boobs. Perv.
  4. Kennythetiger
    That’s really low. I am disappointed that you would sink to such depths.
  5. Kennythetiger
    If my wife goes before me, I am discreetly spreading her ashes in the aisles of a Wal-Mart store. I don’t think either she or her mom have ever driven past our local goddamn Wal-Mart without needing to stop and get something there. They fucking love that place.
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    Now you know why they’re not given radios.
  7. Kennythetiger
    Holy shit, Wendy.
  8. Kennythetiger
    Go fuck yourself. And stop using unnecessary apostrophes.
  9. Kennythetiger
    Completely agree. I just didn’t realize until I toured his house in Key West how much his wife’s family allowed him to pay for his lifestyle and thus get material for his writing.
  10. Kennythetiger
    Hemingway became famous because he married up.
  11. Kennythetiger
    Screech performed at a bar in Manhattan when I was at KState. He wasn’t very funny.
  12. Kennythetiger
    My car has an AM radio option.
  13. Kennythetiger
    We had a family reunion over the 4th. My mom volunteered my sister’s new house. Sister wasn’t really looking forward to it, so I walked over to the sprinkler system and turned on the faucet. “I can get you a rainout.”
  14. Kennythetiger
    When you speak of me, speak well.
  15. Kennythetiger
    How many erect dicks do you usually see in your locker room?
  16. Kennythetiger
    Public office, Mikey.
  17. Kennythetiger
    https://www.instagram.com/p/CuKR9XCgrR_/?hl=en D-I golfer. Pretty good.
  18. Kennythetiger
    Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
  19. Kennythetiger
    That’s a very nice song, but you’re wrong about it being the best, and you should feel bad about yourself. This, sir, is The Best:
  20. Kennythetiger
    You can fish with this one.
  21. Kennythetiger
    Why would you wear your sandals in the house?
  22. Kennythetiger
    Sam got the hooker, didn’t he?
  23. Kennythetiger
    What if the Secret Service put it there?
  24. Kennythetiger
    What the fuck.
  25. Kennythetiger
    Madonna or Mariah?

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