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  1. Kennythetiger
    Your wife’s an angel.
  2. Kennythetiger
    Husband sounds like a douchebag
  3. Kennythetiger
    Well, if it’s the Longhorns, whomever is two yards short of the first-down marker.
  4. Kennythetiger
    This thread about how much we don’t care about Johnny is 29 pages long. Of course we’ll watch it.
  5. Kennythetiger
    My grandmother gave birth to 19 children, and raised 17 to adulthood. We held holiday dinners in the school cafeteria.
  6. Kennythetiger
    Well, they both have balls
  7. Kennythetiger
    Your family takes their reunions a lot more seriously than mine does.
  8. Kennythetiger
    Sometimes I think this logistical shit is just as interesting as the battles themselves. I think about stuff like that a lot watching Band of Brothers.
  9. Kennythetiger
    I’d shit in the hallway
  10. Kennythetiger
    She didn’t want a dirty old man looking at her boobs. Perv.
  11. Kennythetiger
    That’s really low. I am disappointed that you would sink to such depths.
  12. Kennythetiger
    If my wife goes before me, I am discreetly spreading her ashes in the aisles of a Wal-Mart store. I don’t think either she or her mom have ever driven past our local goddamn Wal-Mart without needing to stop and get something there. They fucking love that place.
  13. Kennythetiger
    Now you know why they’re not given radios.
  14. Kennythetiger
    Holy shit, Wendy.
  15. Kennythetiger
    Go fuck yourself. And stop using unnecessary apostrophes.
  16. Kennythetiger
    Completely agree. I just didn’t realize until I toured his house in Key West how much his wife’s family allowed him to pay for his lifestyle and thus get material for his writing.
  17. Kennythetiger
    Hemingway became famous because he married up.
  18. Kennythetiger
    Screech performed at a bar in Manhattan when I was at KState. He wasn’t very funny.
  19. Kennythetiger
    My car has an AM radio option.
  20. Kennythetiger
    We had a family reunion over the 4th. My mom volunteered my sister’s new house. Sister wasn’t really looking forward to it, so I walked over to the sprinkler system and turned on the faucet. “I can get you a rainout.”
  21. Kennythetiger
    When you speak of me, speak well.
  22. Kennythetiger
    How many erect dicks do you usually see in your locker room?
  23. Kennythetiger
    Public office, Mikey.
  24. Kennythetiger
    https://www.instagram.com/p/CuKR9XCgrR_/?hl=en D-I golfer. Pretty good.
  25. Kennythetiger
    Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

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