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  1. Kennythetiger
    Now those are some cannons.
  2. Kennythetiger
    How many was he supposed to have?
  3. Kennythetiger
    When I was in the college dormitory my freshman year, this was the “popular” prank to do in the cafeteria. Always pissed off because our food was damn good. Twenty-five years later I still catch myself checking salt and pepper shaker lids in restaurants.
  4. Kennythetiger
    Do you ever see any boobs?
  5. Kennythetiger
    Dad?
  6. Kennythetiger
    Our only chain gas station is a Casey’s. Their employee turnover rate is higher than that of the Texas Longhorns’ head coach position. They might have bacon, egg, and cheese croissants on the breakfast warmer, but probably not. They might have sausage pizza on the lunch warmer, but probably not. However, as dependable as at least one of the gas pumps being out of order is a fully-stocked supper warmer at 7:45 p.m. The employees are instructed to shut down the food equipment and throw away everything leftover at 8:00 p.m. They load up that warmer with fresh pizza right before closing time.
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    She’s too slender for her age.
  8. Kennythetiger
    Greg Louganis ain’t laughing.
  9. Kennythetiger
    Cyclops tittie?
  10. Kennythetiger
    Toast the bread with butter and garlic salt and that was a regular college meal for me. Would use pork sausage or venison sausage sometimes to change it up.
  11. Kennythetiger
    It’s the “saying” part in our house.
  12. Kennythetiger
    Isn’t that top one a shark and a fake seal?
  13. Kennythetiger
    I wonder if their Zoom meetings are as fucked-up as ours are. “Chancellor? Chancellor, we can’t hear you. You have to unmute yourself.”
  14. Kennythetiger
    Um. About that second one….
  15. Kennythetiger
    Hmmmmm….
  16. Kennythetiger
    When did Mike Myers die, and who is Tits McGee on the front row?
  17. Kennythetiger
    Maybe she just wanted the pool to herself.
  18. Kennythetiger
    Is that you, Rudy?
  19. Kennythetiger
    Shouldn’t you be……working?
  20. Kennythetiger
    No. She never crashed. She was in the Witness Protection Program.
  21. Kennythetiger
    Careful what you wish for. They go too far and you’re going to get 20-minute stories and arrive late everywhere you go together.
  22. Kennythetiger
    Disparage Ms. Derek again and I will meet you outside at noon, sir.
  23. Kennythetiger
    My grandma never fried chicken. Neither did my mom. Have you ever heard of knip? Hard K.
  24. Kennythetiger
    Dad?
  25. Kennythetiger
    We’re lucky to have your awesome wife.

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