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Kennythetiger

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  1. Ten of you and you asked for separate checks? Were the other nine people women?
  2. I’ve caught plenty that weren’t abandoned.
  3. Thanks to you pricks, “highly-regarded” is in there too.
  4. I would imagine so. I live in rural America, and whether or not you like the little fuckers, neighborhood kids are the best part of a neighborhood.
  5. You can be right, or you can be happy.
  6. Grandma. She ain’t gonna be around forever and I wish I could ask her more questions about the Depression and WWII.
  7. I love donkeys and would own some if I had land. I would never try to ride one, it is uncivilized. Sorry to hear about your wife, Po.
  8. I think Marcy was hotter than Kelly. Plus she wouldn't pronounce USC as usk. Peg, Kelly,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Marcy.
  9. You’re supposed to piss on her foot. Duh.
  10. It goes in the trash. Get a rope.
  11. No, she wants two turkey and cheese sandwiches, and a side of turkey and a side of cheese.
  12. It’s that or drink. And I’m not good at drinking.
  13. When mine does that I take it as a compliment that she thought of me. And I eat without complaint whatever shit she brought me that isn’t even close to what I asked for.
  14. Her grandkids are not going to want to cross her.
  15. Trading in a winner for new ones is rage-inducing to me.
  16. You would have had it for less than 5 minutes.
  17. This is how I spell it on our grocery list. No one else is impressed.
  18. You want to think something, why don’t you think that roof back up on the barn over there?
  19. Can still dine-in at ours, and it ain’t too bad, especially on a Sunday evening.
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