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Kennythetiger

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  1. I hope you knocked first to get the bees out.
  2. When we were kids wasn’t there a crayon called “flesh” in those big boxes of 64?
  3. That’s not the only thing you would have whipped out, amirite?
  4. Let us know if the Alcoholics thread needs to pitch-in.
  5. We don’t care about txhorns- did OP tell his wife that she was right…??
  6. Can she do better than this?:
  7. We’re all doctors, lawyers, and offensive coordinators. Just ask us.
  8. Slorch, I think it makes a big difference. It sounds like the shitheel kid didn’t like a poster of different-colored children holding hands, and the shithead trustee wants it removed. Pretty hard to describe the situation without noting that the children on the poster are different races, isn’t it?
  9. Her ex has genetics that are superior to her current husband’s.
  10. Man. He only missed one episode.
  11. It was harder for me to quit drinking Diet Mt. Dew than to stop drinking booze.
  12. @Wally Fairway went back to school.
  13. I thought Taylor’s character in Yellowstone was a little corny but it doesn’t seem like he sits on his ass much in real life.
  14. Parliament is balder than I thought.
  15. Never trust a fart, pass a urinal, or waste an erection. R.I.P., Gramps.
  16. Shit. There would be two hits- me hitting him and him hitting the floor.
  17. A guy I knew in college used to piss in people’s shampoo bottles at house parties. I can’t bring myself to use those big bottles, but I get what you’re saying. My wife cleans our hotel bathroom out of every travel-sized toiletry and gives them to our local women’s shelter.
  18. That makes you lol?
  19. How in the hell did you get Cuba, KS on your map??
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