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Kennythetiger

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  1. Fly swatter, but with the twisted wire handle. And Mom would hold it where the handle met the plastic and use the wire on us.
  2. Fuck me. Ouch.
  3. It pours, man, it pours.
  4. Pay him his money.
  5. One of you fuckers posts that quote at least once a year in the A&M thread.
  6. I like the Fancy song. When I was in law school I didn’t have a pot to piss in. There was an Applebees near my apartment, and when I celebrated something, it was with a Bourbon Street Steak, which as I remember was pretty damn good. Never had an Oreo shake though.
  7. The first half of Casino or the last half?
  8. I’m not sure that’s possible.
  9. Did #3 die?
  10. I am.
  11. I don’t know. Taylor Swift seems kind of cool.
  12. No. No one heard from Dad, so my sister went to check on him. He slept through his alarm. Parents getting old….sucks. ☹️
  13. Almost lost a $400 hand cart.
  14. Might be the Double Douche.
  15. You’ve been fighting demons for a long time. Please let us know if there’s anything we can do to help. ❤️
  16. So you’re the one. I was really young but I remember her telling us about you at the dinner table. Said she had seen a lot of dick in her time, but yours was actually inverted.
  17. Pound Town?
  18. That is a shit product but damned if one doesn’t hit the spot every now and then.
  19. We will see quills in cattle occasionally, especially younger cattle that are curious and go sniff the porcupine.
  20. I need to get my hat steamed. Thanks for the reminder
  21. We as a forum and as a brotherhood (with respect to a handful of chicks) have a vested interest in your attire for this event. We look forward to the pictures. The eyes of Texas are upon you. And remember- we’re all counting on you.
  22. Eisenhower was a goddamn Kansan. He’s ours.
  23. Thanks, Duck. One of my dad’s favorite bands.
  24. When did we start calling Taylor Swift “Tay Tay”?
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