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Kennythetiger

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  1. I think she got in trouble for calling her dancers fat.
  2. When I was studying for the bar and my brain would get full, I would watch “Cops” and work on criminal law/crim procedure.
  3. We’re gonna need a bigger plane.
  4. “It’s unclear how many otters were involved.”
  5. Chad on Shaggy was my favorite poster. Hilarious. I figure Hitby, like the rest of us, has less free time now than he did back then.
  6. Is that for me, Dad? No, Son, that’s for me.
  7. It’s been posted several times on here.
  8. Why does Rice play Texas?
  9. That’s exactly what your wife wants you to think.
  10. I was thinking "Tinderbox". Firecrotch.
  11. And boobs. Got an A- from me.
  12. I am receiving a shot in my eye every three weeks. Retina doctor asked me to wear sunglasses when I’m outside. The bill of my cap makes a handy holding spot for my sunglasses. Especially when I put them up there and then spend ten minutes looking for them an hour later.
  13. Two or three times? What? Yep.
  14. Nothing better than a good crop dusting
  15. *She and Kayley, you slapdick.
  16. Took me a moment or two to figure out exactly what the hell is going on in this picture. 😊
  17. The only negative experience I’ve had in a movie theater was when a boomer-aged lady a few rows ahead and to the side of us wouldn’t stop reading her phone during the movie. Her screen was damn bright. Finally I walked over to her seat, knelt down and politely asked her to turn off her phone. Explained that the backlight was very distracting. She “harumphed” me, but all was good. After the movie, she and my date were in the restroom at the same time. Waiting in the lobby, her husband approached me and thanked me for asking his wife to turn off her phone. “I did it too, but I’m her husband, and, well, you know…” Yessir. I know.
  18. My poor mom has done this two or three times. Bless her heart.
  19. Deadshank’s wife actually makes money when she rodeos. And he gets the house to himself. He married way, way out of his league.
  20. Wrong. I watched for Patricia Richardson.
  21. I thought this was a safe space.
  22. I have a 2500 with a crew cab and an 8’ bed. I will never buy another one again.
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