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Kennythetiger

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  1. I would respectfully disagree with this.
  2. You can do hookers and blow with one hand. And jerk off. This site needs your self-isolating humor.
  3. In that event I choose soft drinks twice.
  4. What does it require to be licensed to practice divorce law in Antarctica?
  5. How many did she have??
  6. It’s not to that extent, but I get my wife’s car out of the garage every morning and warm it up for her. 90% is out of love, 10% is to ensure warm oil.
  7. Very few knew how to work on those cars. Most just propped open the hood and excellently portrayed confidence without knowledge.
  8. Hi Dad. Great to hear from you. Don’t forget we’re coming to visit next weekend.
  9. Josh needs to clean his filthy room.
  10. The only spy that ever interested me.
  11. I can believe that.
  12. x,x,x,x,x,x,x,x x,x,x,x,x,x 1,x,x
  13. Not a bad idea except “Wild card” puts you right back where you started.
  14. Cleaner than our farm pond when we were kids.
  15. In one way I would very respectfully disagree with Bear. Something that I enjoyed about my treatment was very minimal contact with the outside world. Lots of time to concentrate on what went wrong, how to make it right, and how to help it not happen again. Very similar to Johnny, I was two weeks’ sober going in to treatment. The telephone intake girl told me that insurance may not cover it since it wasn’t urgent. I said, “Well, I can fix that.” Thank god I called the insurance company instead, though. They could not have been more helpful. “Just go- we’ve got your back.” One of the good stories you never hear about health insurance.
  16. I think they’re just really fatty hamburgers. So as long as they’re still cooking, I am with MIA- wood.
  17. Just with my song.
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