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Kennythetiger

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  1. I’m the opposite. If I have time to watch a movie at home there’s an 80% chance I nap through it. I enjoy theaters.
  2. Could have broken 10 if that dumbass anchor would have moved out the way.
  3. We have a dog pound dog that will not stop fighting badgers. I think he’s up to six of them now. His chest is pretty much nothing but scar tissue.
  4. Yuck. Top half-inch foamy and warm.
  5. If you fuck with Futureman like he fucks with you, he’s a lot more enjoyable.
  6. Fished a dead one out of a stock tank once (metal one- not a pond like y’all hillbillies call them), but never seen an alive one in our country. Friends of mine rented some grass on the NE/SD state line one year and we had to doctor several young cows for quills in their face.
  7. Damn, Irish- that looks delicious.
  8. Snitches get stitches, kid.
  9. Steve Kerr could hit a half-court shot on a regular basis.
  10. I am sober and I don’t remember the last time I paid for a drink. “I’m sober, how about a Diet Coke?” Or “I’m the driver tonight, could I have an iced tea please?” Bartenders and waitresses are cool as shit. If I ordered one of those fancy mocktails I would expect to pay full price for the stupid thing. That shit ain’t free for them, either.
  11. I wonder how he feels about National Socialism.
  12. Not sure I’ve ever seen someone quote themselves before.
  13. They’ll actually like it that low. What they won’t like is the reflection off of the basement door mirror.
  14. And we did that without the internet or text messages.
  15. Nope. She’s way too pretty.
  16. Interesting setup. How do you keep the fillings from falling out when the sandwich is finalized?
  17. I assume calling your wife “Boo” was the embarrassing part?
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