Everything posted by CastHorn
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
That breaking ball must be nasty as fuck, because it’s nowhere near the strike zone when it hits the glove.
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Texas vs ou - 11am on ABC
I think you’re giving them too much credit. They basically utilized Wyomings gameplan, except they had the depth to maintain it throughout the game. At the same time we’re flat openers & one of the worst redzone teams in the nation. I think championship aspirations should be muted till further notice.
- Texas vs ou - 11am on ABC
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Texas vs ou - 11am on ABC
This is a tough one to swallow. We didn’t deserve it by any means, but our D+ performance was almost enough. We weren’t as prepared as them, we didn’t adjust quick enough, and we didn’t make the plays as often as them. That is a rough reality. They’re a good squad that’ll probably be in the title game, but they’re not dominant. Fuck it, it is what it is. Quinn showed me a lot today, if we can get healthy, we’ll be where we want to be.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
I think PK thought the D-Line could win straight up, and protect the sticks. Once Catalon went down, the outside stuff became much more viable. Having Watts & Catalon would have been nice for this matchup. At the same time you have to give credit to OU for effort. There’s no reason why Lil Stoops should be successfully setting edges consistently.
- Texas vs ou - 11am on ABC
- Texas vs ou - 11am on ABC
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aggy vs arkansas - 11am on SEC network
Stewart has a striking resemblance to that demon from the first Insidious movie.
- Week 5, 2023: Kansas at Texas
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Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]
We’re snatching these boys soul without consent.
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The Big 12 is fucking awful
I know Dykes took the Frogs to a national title, but their defensive personnel looks unrecognizable this season. They look weak. Patterson always had dogs at every level of the D. Hodges & Newton are the only ones left.
- Week 4, 2023: Texas @ Baylor
- Week 3 2023: Wyoming @ Texas
- Week 3 2023: Wyoming @ Texas
- Week 3 2023: Wyoming @ Texas
- Week 3 2023: Wyoming @ Texas
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2023 Other Games Thread
I think we might have received a bit too much credit for bullying the Tide. Although every other team in the top 5 looks like they can’t hold our dicks. Hopefully we make an example of the cowboys tonight.
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2023 Other Games Thread
Y’all were on my ass when I questioned the quality of Bamas team & our own performance in the game thread. These boys might just suck wee wee.
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K-State at Missouri - 11am on SEC network
KSU QB is still a liability. Not sold on the Wildcats.
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UAP Pentagon Report (UFOs, Foo Fighters, Commie Drones)
Can you elaborate on this? I read a bunch academic articles attempting to debunk the mummies back in like 2019, but it appears none of them actually physically examined them or did their own DNA Analysis. The appearance of the mummies look remarkably human, but the X-Ray anatomy resembles reptiles and birds.
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Is this what player development looks like?
Burke might be one of the best edge rushers in the country. That’s hilarious for some reason.
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
I just finished rewatching the game sober. I got to admit, it was not as epic. We really played a C+ game. That’s exciting, lots of room for improvement.
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Rice at Texas - Game 1
I think the Bledsoe & Collins hype train this fall was the product of our interior offensive line. Rice moved those guys pretty easily too. Ross looked like a player.
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Week 2, 2023: Texas @ Alabama
Regardless of our performance Saturday, this is a tough outing for Saban. Our defense can keep us in this game if we can just stay ahead of the chains. I also believe we can alleviate some of our weaknesses with formations. Go empty some Sark. There’s no secondary in the country this WR group cant create separation against. Instead of making Quinn drop or turn his back to the defense, just let that bitch sling it some. You already know interior pressure is going to be there all game, get that ball out quick. Give the Blue the start, he’s not Bijan or Roschon, but hes compatible with non-existent rush lanes. He’s not going to block a soul in pass protection, but why would we run slow developing plays in the first place? Goodness, I’m just yapping, I’m hyped for this game.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I watched many lesser talents on lesser talented teams connect on deep balls all Saturday afternoon. It’s kind of mind boggling that a D1 starting QB would consistently struggle with that type of thing. Though Sark knows his offense becomes much easier to defend without it, so he forces it regardless. If you’re starting QB needs the perfect conditions each snap to execute, it’s hard to picture an efficient offensive attack in college football. That being said, this team is tough out for Alabama. I think this team is talented enough to win in the Big12 without a super efficient offense. As a Texas fan, I think you will find much of your enjoyment this season coming from the defense body slamming opposing QBs.