Everything posted by Shaggy3.0
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Tech rushing the field
Well, it's not like Gap Kid is shoving the left upright down his ass, but yeah. Trash.
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Anyone else out of fucks to give?
Based on published reports about Patterson, the candidates included: 1.) Nick Saban https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/alabama-football/nick-saban-mack-brown-tom-hicks-texas-regent/ https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/alabama-football/paul-finebaum-reveals-why-nick-saban-really-turned-down-replacing-mack-brown-at-texas/ 2.) Art Briles 3.) Jim Mora 4.) Jimbo 5.) James Franlin https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2014/01/03/texas-coaching-job-charlie-strong-art-briles-jim-mora/4308307/ "Patterson has taken over the search following recommendation of four candidates by a private firm: Strong, Briles, Vanderbilt's James Franklin and Florida State's Jimbo Fisher." And we know this is more than likely solid info because the private firm was Korn/Ferry. They invoiced Texas for the privilege to suggest candidates, like we're IBM hiring some dipshit executive IT talent. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2014/04/03/texas-coach-search-outside-consultants/7258411/
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Anyone else out of fucks to give?
i don't think we have to wait. the last 3 coaching hires demonstrated football is fucked beyond repair. proof: 1.) right after mack, our top targets said hell no, so we settle for strong (our 5th choice). the athletic dept stench was obvious and top-tier coaches noticed. 2.) right after strong, our "national search" led us all the way to houston texas for bitch tits, grilled up, immature mensa shit stain. the athletic dept stench was still there as the houston boosters got their way to fan boi the herman hire. immature coach to fuck us deeper into the hole. 3.) right after herman, more coaching targets told us "hello no, pass". so we settle once again, hoping a coaching retread could stabilize the program. after 13 years of suck and 2 conference titles in 26 years, opponents clown the texas clown show because the athletic department is dysfunctional and doesn't know how to build a winning program-- bad coaching hires, arguments about stupid shit (like the eyes of texas), brand/marketing $$$ prioritized over wins, top golf stadium expansion...should i continue?
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Anyone else out of fucks to give?
Booster fuckery and dork university admin who believe they know more than you and i.
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Kansas State @ Oklahoma
34 points should have been enough to win. fire the entire staff : )
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Kansas State @ Oklahoma
You trying to reverse jinx for the ksu win?
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Game: aggy vs piggy...... Sept 24th 6pm CT on ESPN
recruiting
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Game: aggy vs piggy...... Sept 24th 6pm CT on ESPN
we make ourselves look like a fucking joke
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Anyone else out of fucks to give?
Excellent point. And those arbitrary rules are symptoms of not being focused on winning. It's all about brand and perception
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Anyone else out of fucks to give?
Texas is about brand and money. Not winning. If we want to win, we can. Like cut-throat approach to winning with people who know how to lay pipe. But nope. Texas cares more about class. Cares more about perception to protect the brand. And worst of all, not one single person in charge can build a winning culture. Not a one.
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Texas vs tech - 2:30pm on ESPN
I heard we lost to a high school corch. Is that true?
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Fuck Big 12 refs
these new progressive player safety rules killed college football. most people don't see it yet. RIP college football. it was nice knowing ya.
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Prove Me Wrong: American Airlines is the worst domestic airline
Hopefully the male passengers did the right thing before the flight landed. I hope that asshat left the plane with a puffy face and black eye. Fuck that guy.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
But he's a good kid?
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Markets still falling like whoa
So we're in a simulation.
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H E B coming to the DFW
Sounds like something an HEB employee or investor would say.
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Where famous/notable Texans were born
I'm still looking for Alexis Texas on the map. I mean, come on. Texas is part of her name. She's from here.
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It's Piss (Confirmed by Science)
I'll devote my life to this research team. Looking at that pic, I'll be happy to take one for the team. Sacrifice career goals for science. At the moment, all I can think about is "wispy" if you know what I mean.
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It's Piss (Confirmed by Science)
I thought @Steel Shank gave a ruling on this subject? After laying pipe for months at a time, he concluded it was piss. That is the current precedent.
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DeMarvion Overshown: An Amazing Person On and Off The Field
I miss Patrice. Old-school, no bs mentality. He's still the man. RIP big dog.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
In the parlance of our times, it's called "quiet quitting"
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
Did we get a ruling yet? My guess: NO.
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Markets still falling like whoa
well, how big a boy are ya? you know they have medical procedures to help you with that problem.
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Remembering 9/11
Another year goes by. Scars still there.
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aggy vs App State - ESPN2