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Shaggy3.0

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Everything posted by Shaggy3.0

  1. Yes, I know. I fronted him a wad of cash from my pocket. Then I had to turn my back on Henry. $3200 bucks. That's what I gave him. $3200 bucks for a lifetime.
  2. Hmmmm. Doesn't have the courage to live the Surly 1% lifestyle : )
  3. Sounds like something a Side Piece Player would say.
  4. Come on my dude. Show it to her....show it to her.
  5. Working on that sweet fupa/gunt combo. Yeah, that dude skips leg day. And arm day. And running day. And salad days.
  6. She was a cheerleader in high school, amirite?
  7. Um, you rang? Did someone mention going in deep? Cuz I go in deep all the time.
  8. Nah. He paid. A friend told me you pay up front. Place your tip next to the lamp and you'll get a show. At least that's what I hear.
  9. Same. But that's not saying much. I'd pretty much bang anything these days. Oh, and I clicked the follow bell.
  10. We're going to fuck this up, aren't we?
  11. You doubt Law & Order SVU? Stabler would like to have a word with you.
  12. What is that shit?
  13. I was told there'd be no losses. Did someone lie to me?
  14. As the market chokes, the metals are holding steady. A true store of wealth.
  15. SOMEONE CALL THE NEW BTC FLOOR! My crypto-saavy trophy GF knows I can't make big purchases right now. HELP
  16. You rang? And yes, I know a little about the franchise restaurant business.
  17. This game is boring AF. This is what happens when the voters don't punish a team for a late-season loss. DGAF about UGA being a 1-loss team, with the only loss to bama in the conference championship game. Automatic seven-spot drop when you lose. Fuck this rematch bullshit. I'm headed to bed. Might poke the lady. If not, I'll fap to Holly Rowe.
  18. Sooo....am I the only guy with a DJI drone fleet capable of firing buck shot and lazers?
  19. Hey, I just became a card-holding AARP member. It needs more recovery time, noewutimsayin.
  20. She forgot to say "you hate me cuz u wanna d8 me"
  21. Same. But I'm really wasted right now. A Fitlump and Holly Rowe smash party is in my head.
  22. 1.) Slow down on the daily sex 2.) Limit alcohol consumption to HH drinking only, 3.) Eat more salad, less fried food 4.) Donate more money 5.) Maintain my blog
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