Everything posted by Shaggy3.0
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Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
Yes, I know. I fronted him a wad of cash from my pocket. Then I had to turn my back on Henry. $3200 bucks. That's what I gave him. $3200 bucks for a lifetime.
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Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
Hmmmm. Doesn't have the courage to live the Surly 1% lifestyle : )
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Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)
Sounds like something a Side Piece Player would say.
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
Come on my dude. Show it to her....show it to her.
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Fake Paper Plates (License Plates, the Vic Food Thread is in Lulz)
This post aged well.
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$9.95 worth every penny
Working on that sweet fupa/gunt combo. Yeah, that dude skips leg day. And arm day. And running day. And salad days.
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2021-2022 Texas Winter Weather Thread
She was a cheerleader in high school, amirite?
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2021-2022 Texas Winter Weather Thread
Um, you rang? Did someone mention going in deep? Cuz I go in deep all the time.
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70 Year-Old Man Dies in 'Happy Ending' Massing Parlour
Nah. He paid. A friend told me you pay up front. Place your tip next to the lamp and you'll get a show. At least that's what I hear.
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
Same. But that's not saying much. I'd pretty much bang anything these days. Oh, and I clicked the follow bell.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
We're going to fuck this up, aren't we?
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What's going on with Austin murders?
You doubt Law & Order SVU? Stabler would like to have a word with you.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
What is that shit?
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Markets still falling like whoa
I was told there'd be no losses. Did someone lie to me?
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Gold bug / silver bug / numismatic / metals thread
As the market chokes, the metals are holding steady. A true store of wealth.
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Platform Allows you to buy a conversation with UT athletes
Do you even corporate world, bruh?
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Cryptocurrencies (Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, etc.)
SOMEONE CALL THE NEW BTC FLOOR! My crypto-saavy trophy GF knows I can't make big purchases right now. HELP
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Shootings still out of control in Downtown Austin
well......go on....
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I Bought an HVAC Company
You rang? And yes, I know a little about the franchise restaurant business.
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College Football Is Stale and Boring
This game is boring AF. This is what happens when the voters don't punish a team for a late-season loss. DGAF about UGA being a 1-loss team, with the only loss to bama in the conference championship game. Automatic seven-spot drop when you lose. Fuck this rematch bullshit. I'm headed to bed. Might poke the lady. If not, I'll fap to Holly Rowe.
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Gun Thread For Lib Newbs
Sooo....am I the only guy with a DJI drone fleet capable of firing buck shot and lazers?
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Official 2022 New Years resolution thread
Hey, I just became a card-holding AARP member. It needs more recovery time, noewutimsayin.
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
She forgot to say "you hate me cuz u wanna d8 me"
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
Same. But I'm really wasted right now. A Fitlump and Holly Rowe smash party is in my head.
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Official 2022 New Years resolution thread
1.) Slow down on the daily sex 2.) Limit alcohol consumption to HH drinking only, 3.) Eat more salad, less fried food 4.) Donate more money 5.) Maintain my blog