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Shaggy3.0

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  1. What if this bruh arrives at TX, collects $$$NIL$$$, JAGs out next season, then portals again to collect NIL from another school? $9.95
  2. The Greatest Generation did what had to be done. The Japs fucked around and found out. Oh, WW2 opened my eyes to Japanese women hotness. They're very "wispy" if you know what I mean.
  3. $9.95. Wait. $15.95 because inflation.
  4. Thanks Gordon. It should be the new surly motto
  5. I'm 1/32 AZN. Does this affect me?
  6. Ok admit it. Some of you complainers moved to Austin in the 90s---pulled in by Austin Stories/Real World. Now you guys are old heads married to a fat nagging wife and raising 2+ spoiled ass kids. I can talk shit because I'm a native Austinite/Texan. All you assholes invaded my shit : )
  7. They're amassing talent on the reg. It's only a matter of time until they back into a playoff appearance. Kinda like us in 2001. One less special teams fuck up in the 2001 B12CG and we're in the MNC game.
  8. Nothing has changed. We still have a beta school with beta players managed by an average coach. Just roll with it. We have class and academics. 8-4 is totes cool. That's our new standard but it won't be met this year. There's always next year!
  9. You still bruised down there? Hahaha. Keep on internet tough guy. I mean, you should channel that anger by driving to DKR and suiting up for the team. It's means so much, right?
  10. You are so lost. Nope, it's a PLAYER issue.
  11. When they play us, no. When they play anyone not Texas, yes.
  12. This is what we SHOULD do. But we won't because it's not the "Texas way". Plenty of people on this board are quite happy with 8-4 seasons, as long as Texas remains "clean" and has "class".
  13. Remember when we had standards? Such as a loss to Kansas meant immediate firing for the coach. But now? Let's just count all the money our AD raises every year. Count it now while you can because people no longer give a shit.
  14. Yes, Joe Lonsdale is expanding his presence in Austin. His team has several projects in the works. For example, LIT (https://www.lonsdaleinvest.com/) is in progress and will more than likely succeed. I know several key people involved. Needless to say, it will be LIT.
  15. Because our school is beta. And some of you *still* think we have a roster of 4/5* pipe hitting ballers. LOLOLOL. We're a looooooooong way from that.
  16. With a 45-yard field goal that hits the left upright and falls true as the clock hits 0:00 in the 4th.
  17. Yup. Just a matter of time. Stockpiling talent will do that for you.
  18. https://247sports.com/Article/Texas-AM-recruiting-Walter-Nolen-commits-Jimbo-Fisher-Aggies-top-class-174632302/ "With Nolen in the fold, Texas A&M's 2022 class rose three spots to No. 8 nationally. Moments later, Chris Marshall — the No. 4 receiver in 2022 — committed to Texas A&M as well, boosting the Aggies up again, to No. 6. Jimbo Fisher and his staff are in strong position to finish with a fourth straight Top 10 class and have more ammo to make a run at No. 1, breaking up the monopolized grip that Alabama (nine times) and Georgia (twice) have controlled on the the 247Sports Composite Team Rankings the last 11 years." "The reason why Texas A&M is in on all of those names is the same reason they beat out Tennessee, Florida and several others for the 6-foot-4, 325-pound Nolen: Relentless recruiting." $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Again, we aren't committed to winning.
  19. You mean beating them at football? Just checking.
  20. We're the overweight, middle-aged wealthy dude who made tons of money in tech, but can't even score a curvy chola at the bar. So we over-compensate with shit that doesn't matter to chicks. We're one of the best public universities--a public ivy, I tell ya;
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