Everything posted by Shaggy3.0
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
LOL. So in this whole Biker vs Twitter guy rivalry, what are the odds any of these people actually vote?
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Coach Tom Allen, Indiana
Does it matter? I mean, we hired a goofy fuckwad to lead our team. We can probably stop worrying about this going forward.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Sounds like this is a bust. I'll resume my POF and HON thread contributions. Honestly, I think we're doing this all wrong. Here's what I would do. Fire MENSA because he's a proven fuck up. Then, hire another G5 coach ringer. Doesn't really matter who, just do it. Then with all the money we saved by not hiring Urban, use those millions to pay off every top recruit in the state---no fuck that--in the country. Play dirty. Let the money flow. DGAF about the NCAA and just win. I'd rather be the dirtiest fucking program out there rather than replacing coaches every 5 years. The constant is 5-star recruits. They're available every year. Load up on those guys--pay off the mom, the uncle, the trainer--who gives a shit. Any half-ass coach will be able to win with a loaded roster. Fuck it
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Urban Meyer or bust
LOLOLOL. That's a perfect reflection of MENSA culture. Soft.
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Urban Meyer or bust
And the ugly where donations decrease, attendance falls, game viewership falls, etc. Apathy is a hell of a drug.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Urban, I'm going to take a nap. When I wake up, if you grabbed that shit ton of money off the table, I'll know I have a partner. If it's still there, I"ll know I don't.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Dear Coach Urban Meyer. If you accept the Texas coaching position, I promise to: 1.) Increase my annual donation to UT Athletics 2.) Increase my annual donation for UT academics 3.) Increase my annual volunteering hours 4.) Exhibit less degenerate behavior, such as bi-monthly Windstar gambling trips and meeting random POF hoes in hotels during lunch break. 5.) Refrain from making contributions to the Hot or Not thread. Thank you kind sir. S3.0
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Urban Meyer or bust
1.A. IT peeps yo
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Urban Meyer or bust
And fuck the conference that takes every opportunity to shit on us. No need to play that game. We have a fisting to attend.
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Urban Meyer or bust
This regime’s “killing myself recruiting in Florida” moment. At least Mack tried to hide in a state with beaches and good weather. Mensa will try to hide in WGAF kansas. Not too bright after all.
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Urban Meyer or bust
OMG. UM said "One of OUR players Sam Ellingher....." OMG OMG OMG
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Urban Meyer or bust
Wait. We're missing an important detail here. Who's selling tickets to the Surly sponsored fisting at ABIA? Willing to buy 10 with my stub hub account.
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
At this point, I'm pretty sure we can exclude "Fit" from her nickname. It should be "Lump".
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Urban Meyer or bust
But do you still have your head gazing at AWS Clouds?
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2020 Coaching Search SHITFIRE EDITION -MS PAINT
Heaven. own all our reps
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Austin City Government - Circus of the Insane
Yep. This fucking guy. Tar and feather time.
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
The adler wedding/cabo incident might get her a city council seat. The thought of this reality is LOLOL worthy.
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Urban Meyer or bust
This is taking too long.
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
honestly, this makes flannigan look like a beta-fag bitch. not man enough to stand up for himself. i have no dog in this fight. but a pussy is a pussy.
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LSU/aggy
aggy ain't #5. slow and look like shit. who's fatter: UT fancy boots lady or the lard ass aggy fg kicker?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Actually, I wood. And I have no standards. Wut ya'll got against thicc anyway?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Bitch tits fake mensa can get fucked. HE NEVER DESERVED THE JOB HERE. He was a fake ass grillz smiling poser at UH and certain people fell for his gimmick bullshit. Fuck off and good riddance. Don’t OD on that money you stole.
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APD Booking Photos
I can help rehabilitate her rudeness.
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The Last Truly Enjoyable Moment as a Texas Longhorns Football Fan
Close. https://www.espn.com/college-football/recap?gameId=282850201 2008 Texas ousux game was the last time I felt we had the BEST football program. It was the last BIG TIME enjoyable football moment for me. It was the first time in my life I witnessed Texas earning the #1 spot in a regular season game. #5 beats #1--on the field in our most important rivalry game. Chris O was a grown ass man that day. Coach BOOM fired up the defense. After stuffing myself with 5 corn dogs and 12+ beers, I realized we were finally undisputed #1.
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Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
The horn always puts her ahead.