I debated whether this merited a new thread given the crossover with the Bitch About Your Family Holiday saga.
I figured there are likely posters (like me) who avoid family at all costs and don't have the in-person encounters that we read about in those threads.
So in that same vein, who is the family member you would last want to bump into in front of respected friends/colleagues. Or last you would want to let stay in your house for a week. You get the point.
I present my (second) cousin Jeff. ~24 years old. Bounces around shithole Texas panhandle towns every ~3-6 months, job after job. Meat packing plants, construction, farm hand, fast food... whatever. Met his first wife Desember (yes, that is the spelling) at his senior prom. Married in June. Two kids in next three years. Now divorced. Probably my favorite story is that he and Desember balled out for their honeymoon and went to the waterpark in Oklahoma City. And shared a hotel room with her mom, her sister, and her sister's two kids.