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  1. Nah. While not a "major" city, I give credit for reasonable proximity to Des Moines and also P5 affiliation. I was thinking schools like Chico, Maine, Bucknell, etc. Places where the closest even medium sized city is 2+ hours away and the school will never be in national conversation in any sport. Not saying these kids don't have fun (I know people who went to both Chico and Bucknell), it's just not as good of an overall experience as places that can offer more than the house / fraternity / college bar rager.
  2. On a quarantine Sunday my buddy was going up to Mullin from Austin to buy a 4 wheeler off craigslist. I told him I'd ride along if he'd go the extra 30 minutes to the Brownwood Allsups. 2 Chimi's for the road, 2 for when I got home. Do not regret.
  3. I don't doubt that many of these small schools rage balls but I'd have a hard time going back and choosing a school that wasn't either in a major city or boasting major sports programs. House parties can be wild for sure, but I feel like you're missing out on the full party experience if it's not complimented with other options.
  4. College. I lived in a 6br house in west campus with a backyard where we’d frequently host parties. We were throwing a big crawfish boil and I had headed inside to take a piss. Most guests formed a long line for the easily accessible downstairs restroom but I knew it would be much quicker to head to a restroom upstairs (where my bedroom also was). There were 3-4 people waiting and had formed a line that extended down to the top couple of stairs. I gave into the urge to let out a silent fart and naturally, immediately knew I had fucked up. Only a limited amount of liquid feces escaped before I was able to clinch it up and stop the flow. I knew I had to escape pronto before the smell got out / before my intense clenching failed me and I released the mudslide. I skipped passed the line and went to my room (no restroom) and immediately laid down face first on my bed, hoping to let gravity help fight the impending explosion. My plan was to lay like this until I could hear that the bathroom next door was open and then finish relieving myself and clean up. I probably lasted another thirty seconds before I lost the fight. I felt my shorts rise as my boxer briefs were completely filled with shit, eventually to the point of pushing out the bottom of the briefs and running down my leg. I did not want to try to address the mess until I could get to the bathroom / shower but unfortunately I could hear that there was still a line. I was pretty fucked up at that point and actually fell asleep on my bed, face down, laying in my own shit for what was likely a 5-10 minute nap. I woke up and realized I couldn’t hear anyone outside, so immediately went to the restroom to shower off. There was a window in the restroom that looked out to the side of the front yard where there were several trees. I took the shit filled briefs and flung them as far away from the house as I could, sticking them ~10-15 feet up in a tree. Finished my shower, put on new shorts and underwear, went back to the party thinking no other soul would ever know that I shit myself that day. I pulled it off, too. For 12 hours. The next morning I was sitting on the front poarch letting my dog go potty in the front yard, which was the morning routine. My best friend and roommate came out to join me and we debriefed on the party the day before and what everyone got into that night. Sure as fucking shit, the motherfucker looked out to the yard, squinted for a minute and then pointed out a pair of seemingly soiled boxer briefs hanging from a branch. At that point, it was too good of a story not to tell so I swore him to secrecy and filled him in. This is first time I’ve shared it since.
  5. 2nd largest crowd in Disch history for this bullshit
  6. Hoping they return the favor. About the only thing I can think of that would light a fire under our ass.
  7. This lineup with only 2/4 of Tristan, Pete, Nixon and Harrison + whatever else in our pen? Fuck I'm not sure.
  8. Man. I believe I read here that you could split our staff in half and both units would have the firepower to be a ranked team paired with this lineup. Certainly doesn't feel like it lately.
  9. Who touched it last?
  10. Faltine so damn smooth. Sorry guys- I was at softball. Got the game on, we gonna put up some runs now.
  11. I still think this is a role that will eventually be played by Evan Stewart.
  12. Happy to take your cash and point you to a yard. Just won't be mine.
  13. My math obviously contemplates a bomb tonight and the fact that the NCAA only awards half credit for stats compiled against pitchers intellectually impaired enough to choose A&M.
  14. Also holy shit has Skyler been hot. Since Citadel game, he's 21 for his last 34 and now up to .360 on the season.
  15. Ivan improved his pace to dethrone Kyle Russell's single season HR record (28). 13 bombs over first 26 games played. Assuming 65 game season (we played 67 last season so a reasonable if not conservative estimate), he's on pace for 32.50.
  16. Got this from dog sitter over the weekend. Coop knows how to turn up the charm for extra treats.
  17. Yeah my username was checking out there- you’re right lol. Regardless, gotta get Daly going. Side note- where do you find stats vs Big 12 competition?
  18. Todd is DH in that equation. If Todd/Murph/Messinger all hit, Dalys glove at 2B is not enough to keep him in lineup. He showed a ton of promise as a freshman but at some point production is going to be prioritized.
  19. Daly better get his shit together. With Murph being on another planet and Messinger seeming to turn it on, he is the odd man out if Todd can come back and produce with the bat.
  20. Good to get him a tuneup. Didn't get any action after a well deserved break against IW.
  21. Watching that hit and run executed to perfection
  22. Absolutely smoked the other way by Silas. Great piece of hitting.
  23. We played 67 last year and obv left some on the table. Scott Bryant RBI mark came in 1989 where they played 72. So it's not impossible.
  24. Gotdam ya gotta love EK out in left. So solid.
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