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Gucci_Suit

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  1. Can you do enough drills to to dunk a basketball? Because my 5’10” white ass can’t. Hes as limited at playing QB in the NFL as I am dunking.
  2. Yes. Fair. But he doooooes have a ring tho.
  3. Will be interesting to see what Jerry does with Dak. It’s easy to pump up your guy and sell the hope for another season for a few years when you can point to a few things as the reason why it didn’t work this year. In the Romo years it was “fix the defense” and “get Romo more weapons, be Romo friendly” etc. Always a dream to sell. Romo would sometimes do stupid shit, but he was really accurate and made off schedule plays out of his ass. Now- everybody knows the truth about Dak. I didn’t think this would happen, didn’t expect it, but the media, the fan base, everyone knows and acknowledges that Dak is the problem. The most expensive guy on your roster is the 1 player that is holding you back. He’s getting blasted on the Ticket, ESPN, Fox, DMN, (surly), his own team, everywhere. Will be interesting to see how Jerry and Dak handle his new “he’s a bum and can’t play” status. Cowboys may have the worst QB situation in the NFL- and you’re like, “what, no way!”. But name another team that has a QB going into his 8th season that you are certain is a bum and can’t play and is on the beginning years of a big contract? The team is good enough to beat all the teams rebuilding around them. It will be a slow slide back to the middle of the pack and below. Anyway, I did some drinking at lunch today. On a Monday. We should draft a qb the next couple years with 2/3 rd picks. Fuck this.
  4. Cooper is kind of a pussy. Need to draft a QB and a few WRs. Mostly QB. Dak is fucking bad. He’s so bad.
  5. Trust me, I know.
  6. I hate Dak’s face.
  7. That was the most Dallas Cowboys game since the last one.
  8. That was a winnable game
  9. God Fucking Dammit! Dann Cock Sucking Mother fuckers. Fuck it. Let’s go.
  10. Luka won’t be a Mav in 2 years.
  11. I think the ball was wobbly right before his ass hit the ground
  12. Micah looks like he’s being shot out of a cannon.
  13. Your bartender will love it. Your wife, wallet, and internal organs will not.
  14. This thread went from zero to hero in a flash.
  15. Don’t listen to this. Keep banging her, but post pictures and move the thread to nsaa. And sleep like this:
  16. Some things will never change.
  17. So now we put the Tcu thing to bed for the next 84 years. ‘‘Twas cute. And now it’s over.
  18. My job as a jackass message board poster is to throw rocks, not come up with viable solutions / long term plans and post them here. But- impactful and strategic sucking is a good idea. Burrow, Mahomes, Allen- all a result of this. Of course we’d need a general manager first. Don’t disagree with this.
  19. Right. At times, absolutely terrible. At times, ok. At times, looks good. Trying to think of that game where you’re like “wow, Dak just won us that game”. He played well at Minn, but everyone did. There were just so many games that we won where he was like 21/30 for 261, 2 tds and 2 int. This was the Giants game, btw. Not “absolutely terrible”, no, you’re right. But damn.
  20. Well, most of my sports takes are both lazy and dumb, Pam. …….still. Jerry is paying starting QB money for a guy who has been absolutely terrible. Statistically the worst of his career and some really really bad individual games. How many times did he apologize after a game for throwing dumb passes? A few. How many times, after the game, did he say he was going to focus and get better? A ton. How many times in postgame did he say his poor performance and the noise associated would not bother him and he’d be ready next week? All the time. Did he get better? The fact that he has one of those big time contracts (regardless if it’s top 10 or not) means that he’s a lead weight tied to both our neck and feet in a small fishing boat rowing it’s way thru the mouth of the Delaware out into the Atlantic on a moonless and windless night. Our Cowboy body has been stabbed so we don’t take on extra air and somehow float to the top. We done. He doesn’t have a top 10 contract though. 2 years later it’s a good deal? Wouldn’t be a good deal 15 years from now. Not if you’re going to throw tons of interceptions and play like a pussy. I was listening to Brad and Babe yesterday and they were just clowning Dak. The voices of the Dallas Fucking Cowboys just clowning his decisions and lack of accuracy. Rightly. He’s playing like a 4th round QB. If we beat TB on Monday (and I hope we do) it will be because Parsons and Diggs fuck with TB and because Pollard is able to come off of his injury. I’m guessing we’ll have to overcome Dak, and I hope I’m very wrong about that. He’s a good deal? You told Brandt on the phone and he told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
  21. Dak sucks. At least he’s cheap, right? Fuck.
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