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Gucci_Suit

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  1. The throws to Whittington and Sanders in the 3rd quarter were fucking dimes. Not many humans can make those throws. Christian Jones seemed to play well at the beginning of the game but was trash at the end. He was getting worked and almost got Card killed. I hope it was just a conditioning thing because he looked very 2021 late in the game.
  2. Hands at least
  3. -coffee -screw driver x4 -taco deli x2 -35 - 31 Texas -postgame beers at Crown -46-38 App State -postgame aggy tears x 1,000 -marital sex -pass out on the deck with tv on
  4. OU Sucks
  5. Gucci_Suit replied to Elmer_Fudd's topic in Football
    SHSU punter can really boom that thing.
  6. Gucci_Suit replied to Elmer_Fudd's topic in Football
    Looking like the #6 team for sure.
  7. Aggy OL holding like little bitches. Haha no good on fg
  8. I keep thinking of the Ok Lite game last night. I think we’ll have some breakaway points due to superior athletes housing plays that were meant to “just get on tape”. I can see us executing some longer drives designed to just keep the ball and give the defense a rest. So, I think we’ll score a lot. But if we give up 20 (much less 44, lol) points I will leave drunk and disappointed. Otherwise I will just leave drunk. For me, I’m cool if ULM scores less than 20. Less than 14 and I’m stoked because our 3rd string dudes are winning battles consistently and take garbage points seriously.
  9. Gucci_Suit replied to Helobious's topic in Football
    When OU fucktards give me the Horns down I usually do Horns down right back to them but immediately move it to the Ken Jeong spooge in your face movement. Then I make a few calls and get the bank to foreclose on their trailer.
  10. The first 2 seconds of this gif are 2021. The last 2 are 2022.
  11. Texas - 69 ULM- 0 Bijan: 169 Total Offense: 420
  12. This is not the guy who built Bee Caves Rd, man.
  13. Phoebe is what I meant. I hear that song and I instantly get a boner. And I’m only about 18% gay.
  14. And suddenly I can’t get Moving in Stereo out of my head.
  15. We’re beating Bama. Fuck it.
  16. Gucci_Suit replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    The gram a few minutes ago. Pretty cool.
  17. I love how Jamaal stands over him for a bit after delivering a lick. Thanks for sharing.
  18. Leeds style of play is really fun to watch and quite frankly is a needed change of pace for the premier league. Chelsea had 60% of possession but Leeds isn’t about packing it in and countering. They use their possession tactically to create chances instead of just kill clock. It’s awesome. It’s the exact opposite of my team (Everton) who have the wrong players for the strategy and are thus afraid of their own shadows.
  19. I just ordered a kool-aid martini with lunch. 10 wins bitches.
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