Sooners be like: hey airport bartender, “how much for a shot of Jameson?”, I’ll just order 10 and still make my payment on my boomer sooner bumper sticker covered F350. I love the bedazzaled boomer sooner plate covers around the license plate I got on that fucker. I like to tailgate people on I-35 to let them know my F350 goes fast af. Mama sold a bunch of essential oils this year, so we getting a suite at the Sheraton for the game in Dallas. Did you know the covid vaccine causes renal failure? Next month daddy paid for us to go to Vegas on southwest and we’re staying at Mirage. It’s only July, but mama already ordered all Christmas presents from Amazon Prime. We did well this year so daddy might get some bicep tribal ink. Hope the bedazzled pockets on my Rock Rivals jeans don’t tear the leather seats in the F350. Horns down!
Anti-taunting rules are stupid. So is Baker
#ilovethisbar
i might be drunk right now. Sorry