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Upgrayedd

Certifiably Surly
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  1. A bit more than my first computer. 40 MB hard drive that I had to partition. Thought I was king shit. 3.5” floppy drive too. 5-3/4” were for cavemen.
  2. And women that like sex doggy-style. So you both can watch Hockey Night in Canada.
  3. Shocked that people that put down minimal equity/down payment in the past year have seen that disappear. Not shocked actually.
  4. Mom got me a year’s subscription for a birthday. They ended up sending them to me for like 5 years. i still have a bunch stowed away in the attic.
  5. All insurance companies, especially pet insurance companies, pay out claims like slot machines. Just pick one. They are behind you 100%. Actually they all suck. Pick one and be prepared to knife-fight for everything
  6. I think I took two years in high school. Don’t remember shit. Skipping class to suff probably didn’t help. Recently bought Rosetta Stine to help me get back into it. Still blowing it off to go surf tho
  7. I’m rolling out. Which one of you assholes has a spare room?
  8. I’ll mention that at the bbq
  9. Yup. Was even told I wouldn’t like it. Didn’t believe her.
  10. There’s a whole school in Colorado dedicated to the craft
  11. I’ll tell you how. My SIL is in town for the weekend. She doesn’t drink so she is the DD to drive down to OB for dinner three hours ago. I’m sitting in back because it’s not my car. She’s trying to parallel park. It’s off the rails early. Didn’t pull far enough ahead. Angle too steep. I start providing guidance from the back and she’s doing the opposite of what I’m telling her. Finally, both of these women tell my to keep quiet. Ok, won’t say another word.
  12. Lucky dude. Mount Baker from the comments
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