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Upgrayedd

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Fugly chicks picked up at closing time count? I’ve got a few of those.
  2. It really is great bass
  3. I don’t have any tattoos
  4. Every day. Apple Watch. Vibrates in morning when alarm goes off without disturbing gf. Pay for shit. Sets timers while cooking. Fitness tracker while surfing or biking. Phone is on silent and watch vibrates when I get notifications.
  5. Someone pick me up.
  6. I have a 2.5 hour layover at ABIA and went outside. So sorry guys.
  7. Found my idea for the golf tournament fun hole sponsorship
  8. If she asked you to leave, you should just go.
  9. Cake tonight
  10. OB is always interesting
  11. Yesterday in Ocean Beach. Buddy: “You gave her $5? Why?” Me: “I respect the hustle.”
  12. Looks like I need to game plan and do some billionaire widow/daughter consoling
  13. Hot water is the key. Got as you can stand. I call bullshit. Been stung. Never been shot with a 45. Logic tells me 45 is a tad bit worse. Hot piss helps Yup You too?
  14. That’s exactly what it was supposed to accomplish
  15. You can say this about any golf tournament
  16. Prop 13 yo Oh, and not broke
  17. There will be some wind in the afternoon. Not British Open wind, but a predictable breeze from off the coast
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