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Upgrayedd

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Everything posted by Upgrayedd

  1. All insurance companies, especially pet insurance companies, pay out claims like slot machines. Just pick one. They are behind you 100%. Actually they all suck. Pick one and be prepared to knife-fight for everything
  2. Good in Bloody Marys too
  3. I think I took two years in high school. Don’t remember shit. Skipping class to suff probably didn’t help. Recently bought Rosetta Stine to help me get back into it. Still blowing it off to go surf tho
  4. I’m rolling out. Which one of you assholes has a spare room?
  5. I’ll mention that at the bbq
  6. Go Devils.
  7. Wait. He’s still alive?
  8. Yup. Was even told I wouldn’t like it. Didn’t believe her.
  9. There’s a whole school in Colorado dedicated to the craft
  10. I’ll tell you how. My SIL is in town for the weekend. She doesn’t drink so she is the DD to drive down to OB for dinner three hours ago. I’m sitting in back because it’s not my car. She’s trying to parallel park. It’s off the rails early. Didn’t pull far enough ahead. Angle too steep. I start providing guidance from the back and she’s doing the opposite of what I’m telling her. Finally, both of these women tell my to keep quiet. Ok, won’t say another word.
  11. It gets easier with time
  12. Lucky dude. Mount Baker from the comments
  13. I will be there Memorial weekend
  14. Now why you have to go and insult Keyrock like that?
  15. Air pod pros don’t cancel the piercing screams of babies. As I found out Sunday night 😡
  16. Or handing out drugs to fellow passengers
  17. How much for one rib?
  18. Spend lots of money. Feel free to leave your daughters here when you go home.
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