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Upgrayedd

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  1. Our defense is putrid
  2. Who?
  3. Meh.
  4. Just as much as required with a little extra for spite
  5. Goodwill
  6. Thomas Guide
  7. That and he is flat-out flying across that face
  8. I’d give her an express holiday
  9. Railroad park and Phoenix Zoo
  10. And treadmills
  11. Tuned in for Tits McGee behind home plate
  12. It’s my favorite hands down
  13. Wait until you get the insurance bill from the lender. Cha ching
  14. Give these out to a few of the boys. In lieu of pay.
  15. Feature, not a bug.
  16. She was back home last weekend for a baby shower or some shit. Her and her sister spending quality time. Saturday I get a text that she has enabled her Find My locator “in case she gets kidnapped - lol.” I knew what was coming next. This morning- Her: I noticed you didn’t enable your locator. I told my sister you wouldn’t. Me: That’s correct. Her: Blah blah blah what would you be hiding blah blah blah. Me: Ok. Jesus Christ. I’ll turn it on for you. I’m leaving it off on the burner though. Her: [Pause ???] Asshole.
  17. Stuffed lobster
  18. Hopefully because they made their own “Castration” box and checked it
  19. El Charro is next door. Hit that. Nice outdoor patio.
  20. Ya I’ve got none of that. I’m always playing defense like I turned it over at my own 25.
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