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derpyhorndog

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  1. Maybe Chuck can help pull some strings and finally land us Clint Hurtt. He checks the NFL experience and "show cause" boxes.
  2. This has been addressed on the board (might have even been this thread) and confirmed to not be the case - the posting period doesn't apply to this position and the only gating item to Sark being "officially hired" is the BOR rubber stamping the deal.
  3. Ah, the siren call of commercial litigation firms.
  4. Haven't seen anything on numbers personally, but my hope remains that the black-check assistant and support staff budget (along with facilities upgrades, etc.) supposedly promised to Urban during his courting would not be reeled in a cent for Sark. In fact, I hope they tack on to that budget whatever the delta ends up being between Sark's salary and what Urban was offered.
  5. Fair point and perhaps I was being too binary. Let me FCB walk that shit back and reestablish my stance as both could be accommodated in the same staff, but would require some needle-threading and some coaches can be title-whores and place a lot of pride/value on titles and optics despite what really matters (as you mention, actual role).
  6. 100% agree, was just pointing out a scenario with both of them on the same staff (i.e., Hutzler losing the Co-DC tag but having other title(s)) was unlikely at best.
  7. If your hope of unleashing Lupoi on the state of Texas (aka "pure unadulterated boner fuel") requires giving Lupoi the Co-DC title, given Hutzler reportedly came here for that same title and aspiration to move up the ranks, the following quote from this article makes me think Hutzler would probably not be okay with losing the title and be gone in that scenario: “Hate that we lost him,” Muschamp said. “But I knew a long time ago — Coleman had mentioned to me his aspirations and wanting to be a coordinator on defense and then, possibly, head coach. He felt like — and I agree with him — this is a step in the right direction for him from that standpoint, to take over a defense at some point.”
  8. Yurcich got micro-managed all year outside of one or two games, so maybe he's the perfect guy for the job. Merits side, Yancy's wagon is hitched, pad-locked and duck-taped to Herman. Given his buddy's departure, I'd be shocked if he were to stay even if we were to (stupidly) want to retain him. And if Herman ends up with a HC gig somewhere, I'd be equally shocked if he wasn't his S&C coach. The Carrington thing reminds of this cycle's version of Traylor. Fine with him staying or leaving if the replacement is quality. If he keeps his job he needs to send his future checks to Jamison.
  9. Honored to have made the list and am not going to refute anything in that wall of compliments. Had a blast in that thread and simultaneously love and hate all of you degenerates. Now to change my avatar to Sark fucking OU.
  10. I fear I'll go to my death bed wondering about that one.
  11. Here's the travel history of the Eltife plane over the period of contact with Urban: October 7: Went Horseshoe Bay --> Terrell Muni Airport in Terrell, TX --> Stephens County Airport in Breckenridge, TX --> back to HSB October 9: Flights from Horseshoe Bay --> Love Field in Dallas --> Northern Colorado Regional Airport in Fort Collins October 12: Flew from Fort Collins --> Love Field --> Horseshoe Bay October 20: Travelled Horseshoe Bay --> Love Field --> back to HSB November 8: Went from Horseshoe Bay --> Gillespie County Airport in Fredericksburg, TX --> Arlington Muni Airport November 9: Flew from Arlington --> Fredericksburg --> Horseshoe Bay. November 11: Travelled from Horseshoe Bay --> Wharton Muni --> back to HSB --> Taylorville, IL. The plane stayed in Taylorville until 11/20. November 20 & 21: Flew from Taylorville --> Lubbock before doing an overnight flight that landed the morning of 11/21 at Ontario Int'l Airport just outside of Los Angeles. Later that day, went Ontario --> Burnet Muni Airport, hopped over to Gillespie County Airport in Fredericksburg and then ended the day at Jackson Hole Airport. This is what CTJ confirmed regarding the October 9-12th and November 20-21st trips: The plane didn't have any movement until December 10th, after Urban was said to have shot us down. They were a series a flights to Kansas City and Orlando, clearly not related to Meyer, but were at the time rumors were heating up regarding Mullen as a possibility (and CTJ's connection confirmed UT was in talks with the Mullen camp at that time). Kansas City could have been nothing, could have been Eric Bieniemy. Nothing confirmed on that one.
  12. Amen, Bill.
  13. Way to spin it, dipshit. He met in-person with UT brass in October, never said he was first-hand negotiating the whole way. Don't care if you believe me, on to the next thing.
  14. I have reason to believe otherwise. @closetojumping
  15. As someone involved in negotiations for a living and that expects Urban has plenty of better and less taxing things to do with his time, agree to disagree.
  16. He met with UT brass, deal terms were proposed and negotiated. You don't even get to that point if it "was never a maybe."
  17. @closetojumping seems like a fitting time to spill what you knew regarding the search and the plane, no?
  18. Welp, boys and gal, the UOB thread was a fun ride. Hoping this Sark experiment goes well but, if not, look forward to seeing all of you fun-loving degenerates again in 3-4 years.
  19. Incoming flight from Tuscaloosa to Austin Exec, touches down at 5:30 local.
  20. Just so our Twitter accounting is properly set out. First post was RGL posting the (Jimmy Butler?) gif in response to Pollack's latest tweet about Sark turning down UT. Second post was Kirk Barton responding to that gif saying "LOL you might be on to something." Last post was RGL responding with the t-shirt joke, which I read as RGL taking a stance of "I know I'm right about Urban and you [Barton] are wrong, but want to say something complimentary to you so as to lessen the blow / play buddy-buddy [and still get my bet $$ from you]." To unsubscribe from Twitter facts, please PM derka.
  21. If Chip Brown's head spiders are his "sources" for this news, and Chip Brown pass that on to Chris Low, are Chris Low's "sources" Chip Brown and his head spiders? Sourceception.
  22. Negged. Noone needs you by Elon-proxy lecturing us about wishful thinking. Everyone who has stuck around in this thread has at some point over the last month questioned their mental stability, don't need you or Tesla dude swooping in with a "told you so". Fuck off to the Fire Sark thread.
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