Had a conversation with my father in-law (who watches FOX all day every day) over thanksgiving and decided to ask about the "border attack".
Me (feigning ignorance): Hey, I heard something about something happening on the canadian border near Niagara Falls. You know anything about that?
Him: Yeah, I guess there was a car full of explosives. Some kind of terrorist attack or something.
Me: (pretending to look it up on my phone): Hmm. There's a thing here saying they're officially ruling out it being a terrorist attack.
Him: Hmm. Yeah, I don't know. They talked about it a lot when it happened but I haven't heard any updates. I just know there was car with explosives in it. I don't know how much or why they had it.
Me: (still pretending to look it up): Oh, actually, this here is saying no explosives at all. And apparently it was a rich American guy in a Bentley and his wife who were pissed off that the Kiss concert they had tickets to in Canada was canceled.
Him: Hmm. a Bentley huh. Was it a Continental? Those are nice.