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TexasHooch

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  1. How about Secretary of Agriculture? He might have higher aspirations, but that'd be a damn good role, and Vilsack is old.
  2. I almost went with the same joke, but with this one: Wasn't sure how many would get it.
  3. Woof. Good thing that's not an electoral map.
  4. Nope, just an irrelevant slap fight between dudes that are all going to vote for Harris. We're just arguing over how enthusiastic we'll be doing it.
  5. Fucking A man, this isn't the primary. This is the general fucking election. The middle (and sure, even the Trump disliking Right) is what matters. Drive turnout? Give me a fucking break. The independents and conservative leaning independents outnumber far left progressives by a large margin. If the bed-wetting wing of liberals want to stay home and risk Trump for another 4 years, fuck 'em. The cost of courting you at this point is too high. I like her moderate tone, both on it's face and as a strategy. Clearly you don't, so the choice is clear. Hold your nose and vote for Harris or bend over and get reamed by Trump.
  6. I kind of like it as it's written. If she said what you think she should have said I'd be discouraged. This isn't your moment dude-sorry. This is the middle-left's moment. She's not trying to make you happy, she's trying to make me (and the millions like me) happy. And that's the difference between winning and losing.
  7. I'm still on Twitter, but I blocked Elon a long time ago. On a whim, I just popped over to his account to see what the fuss is about.
  8. "We certainly want these Americans to come back home...But we have to ask ourselves, why are they coming home? And I think it's because bad guys all over the world recognize Donald Trump's about to be back in office, so they're cleaning house. That's a good thing and I think it's a testament to Donald Trump's strength" Vance told CNN
  9. As someone who likes snakes and has had them as pets...
  10. Boy, I can't wait to hear my FIL fumble through his version of the spoon fed equivocation he's going to hear over the next 2 days. It's going to come out like a Mad Libs. Thing is, this double down is going to play just fine with MAGA, because they think nuance and duality are Kentucky Derby horses. It's not going to fly with black people though, obviously.
  11. Cool, cool. Now do Trump and Christianity.
  12. They all just went to the Offensive Flag store on the way from the rally to the capital.
  13. How do you feel about her claim that she's black and Indian, or would you feel better if you had some film of her dad fucking her mom on 1/20/64?
  14. I found it. God's honest truth. The only thing I could think of watching this was those old "Kids say the darnedest things" shows. My original plan was to find a YouTube clip to post for comparison, but it didn't work. Turns out, the kids were too coherent and focused.
  15. I've seen a bunch of excerpts, but has this whole interview aired yet?
  16. Here's a longer clip. It's even worse.
  17. I don't know about that. I mean, FOX has made my FIL an expert on women's basketball. And this is no small feat seeing as how he's never watched a minute of it and can name exactly one person who plays it- or who has ever played it for that matter.
  18. That's a pretty fish. My pumpkin seed was caught on Pelican Lake in central Minnesota. We were targeting walleye with a slip bobber and leach setup, but my fish was actually in the middle of a school of crappies. The record is apparently 10.25 Inches. Mine was exactly 10.0. I wish I would have gotten a weight cause he was fat.
  19. I caught a 10 inch Pumpkin Seed this week. Small for a fish in the grand scheme of things, but likely as close as I'm ever going to get to a state record for anything. Here it is next to what I would normally describe as a big one:
  20. The chef's kiss to it all is that he's getting burned by the MAGA playbook. The whole ethos being that the truth doesn't matter- just keep repeating the lie or insinuation. It doesn't matter that he (probably) never fucked a couch or did a keyword search for "dolphin porn".
  21. This dude has no chance.
  22. I learned tonight from my FIL that Vance used to not like Trump because he bought into all of the "bullshit", but then he saw the great job Trump did and realized how great he is. He doesn't even consider that there may be a different explanation.
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