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TexasHooch

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  1. Play will stand, but as a Vikings fan, there's too much time on the clock.
  2. My mother inlaw bought 2 turkeys a month ago because my father inlaw learned from Fox that there would be an extreme shortage and outrageous prices. I was over there a week ago and he reiterated. "They say it's going to be really bad for turkeys this year." I tried to swallow it, but couldn't, so I replied, "Who's 'they'? The same people who told you my kids would have fentynal mixed in with their snickers for Halloween?"
  3. If you're the owner, don't you have to at least consider taking a one way trip to the vet after that? It'd break my heart, but dogs don't get to do that. This is all assuming it was what it looked like and that dog has shown some aggressive tendencies in the past. Given the way that dude was running after it I can't imagine that was the first time it behaved like that.
  4. I hadn't considered this. It's hard to imagine President Desanstis (barf) pardoning Trump.
  5. He's gonna do to the GOP what he's done to everything he's ever touched.
  6. It's probably related to her short comment during this: He's that petty.
  7. Looks like her district was redrawn. Dirty bastards.
  8. And recreational gummies are legal in MN. It's more or less correct though.
  9. Excuse me, what? Is her reelection actually in doubt?
  10. Good attempt, but i'd have gone with "I was trying to throw his security detail a beer. I figured anyone who signed up to take a bullet for that shitstain deserved a drink."
  11. Minnesota Dems created a legislative loophole last year that sneakily legalized edibles. now, as of last night, they have total control of the State. Only a matter of time.
  12. Don't get it twisted. She'd be the one in a slump, and that ugly sonofabitch definitely qualifies.
  13. That waste of flesh was the leader of the free world... My God. It really is a wonder he didn't get us all killed.
  14. Take a drink every time CNN cautions that it's "early vote".
  15. Nope. No thank you. Imma go ahead and stay out of that lake.
  16. Whatever, fuck ya'll. Give me a 30 second fish fillet challenge.
  17. No, it's like "My wife and I are Minnesotan, and our election laws are not as fucked up as yours".
  18. Minnesota not Texas, but I realized halfway through my ballot that I forgot who I was going to vote for on a local election. Went back and asked one of the officials if I could quickly look at my phone and she said "oh fur sure (Minnesota), take it back with ya. Just keep it between the dividers!"
  19. I've actually researched this extensively on twitter. He definitely did. Everyone knows it. They won't even deny it. They deny everything else, but not that. Not that.
  20. Nah, not for that one. You can see the moments where he goes off script.
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