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TexasHooch

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  1. Parody becomes reality right before our eyes. I hesitate to link this because I really don't find it funny, but It's amazing to me how much that "bring us food" clip (with the dude in a belly shirt no less) mirrors it so perfectly.
  2. Eden Prairie is great. Good schools and good sports. There's no austin comp for it, but I'd say it's kind of like the Woodlands to Houston? Great Outdoors it is not, but you don't have to travel very far to get it.
  3. As far as restaurants go, I don't have much for you with the exception of Maynard's. The food won't blow you away, but it's right on the lake and is a staple for those who live in the area and play on the lake.
  4. When you said "partner track in a law firm" up thread, I figured western suburbs right away, so Minnetonka certainly fits. Of course it comes with all of the trappings of an upper/upper-middle class community, but Minnetonka is a very nice place, and Minnetonka public schools are arguably the best in the state. The area around the high school is very established and has a good mix of newer houses, and renovated early 80's era 2300 sq. ft. homes. Of course even the latter is still going to cost >$500K, but values, I think, will hold really well over there. On a good day, you can get downtown in about 30 minutes from there, but bad weekday mornings and afternoons can see double that. For recreation, there's no shortage of things to do around there- Lake Minnetonka in particular is the biggest draw, for people with the means to enjoy it.
  5. Plenty of money next year for free agents.
  6. Denver for sure would have. I have no doubt they were the other team on the phone. Fucking Payton.
  7. That's what he gets for chasing the $$$. Anyone who pays you that much doesn't know what they're doing.
  8. Byron to the Vikings at 23?
  9. Nope. No way. He didn't do anything wrong. The birds did.
  10. um. wat?
  11. Vikings come in here for JJ
  12. Just got this text from my wife.
  13. I mean, the stock is a steaming pile of shit that is going to crash regardless. But he's not wrong. The only people buying are (idiot) retail investors and banks are naked shorting. The bit about him doing anything about it is laughable though.
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  16. 3.67B market cap. Woof. That's in the territory of: Brinks and Wendy's
  17. You punched me in the nose, so I'm going to shoot you in the chest. It's cool though, 'cause I know you're wearing a vest. So we'll all good, right?
  18. Bolton, when asked about Iran's current nuclear capability:
  19. I watched with amazement. Holy shit balls, he's nuts.
  20. Born down in a dead man's town The first kick I took was when I hit the ground End up like a dog that's been beat too much 'Til you spend half your life just to cover it up, now Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hands Send me off to a foreign land To go and kill the yellow man Come back home to the refinery Hiring man said, "Son, if it was up to me" Went down to see my V.A. man He said, "Son, don't you understand, now?" I had a brother at Khe Sanh Fighting off all the Viet Cong They're still there, he's all gone He had a woman he loved in Saigon I got a picture of him in her arms, now Down in the shadow of the penitentiary Out by the gas fires of the refinery I'm ten years burning down the road Nowhere to run, ain't got nowhere to go
  21. TexasHooch

    Getting old sucks

    The deodorant brand I've used for more than 30 years now struggles to cover me till the end of an active day. Is that an olds thing, or is it more likely the bastards changed the formula?
  22. There really is nothing on earth that enhances the music listening experience like being away from home. To me it's almost like getting a holiday tattoo, the way it imprints itself onto the memory of the experience.
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