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  1. TexasHooch
    Kirko is going to have his pants around his ankle and the chain on his schlong this week on the plane ride home.
  2. TexasHooch
    What a game. Vikings could be a 3 or even 4 loss team but they continue to battle and find a way.
  3. TexasHooch
    Keep talking out your ass.
  4. TexasHooch
    Should have been a delay of game.
  5. TexasHooch
    30-30 overtime. Vikings in field goal range, Bullshit.
  6. TexasHooch
    That wasn't a catchable ball.
  7. TexasHooch
    Are you watching a few minutes behind?
  8. TexasHooch
    They're going to tie this game, aren't they? Furk.
  9. TexasHooch
    Recency bias and all, but this might be the most incredible regular season football game I've ever seen.
  10. TexasHooch
    Play will stand, but as a Vikings fan, there's too much time on the clock.
  11. TexasHooch
    Oh my lord.
  12. TexasHooch
    JJ is not human.
  13. TexasHooch
    Better than the new model, honestly.
  14. TexasHooch
    My mother inlaw bought 2 turkeys a month ago because my father inlaw learned from Fox that there would be an extreme shortage and outrageous prices. I was over there a week ago and he reiterated. "They say it's going to be really bad for turkeys this year." I tried to swallow it, but couldn't, so I replied, "Who's 'they'? The same people who told you my kids would have fentynal mixed in with their snickers for Halloween?"
  15. TexasHooch
    If you're the owner, don't you have to at least consider taking a one way trip to the vet after that? It'd break my heart, but dogs don't get to do that. This is all assuming it was what it looked like and that dog has shown some aggressive tendencies in the past. Given the way that dude was running after it I can't imagine that was the first time it behaved like that.
  16. TexasHooch
    He's got the hate though. They'll settle for that.
  17. TexasHooch
    I hadn't considered this. It's hard to imagine President Desanstis (barf) pardoning Trump.
  18. TexasHooch
    He's gonna do to the GOP what he's done to everything he's ever touched.
  19. TexasHooch
    It's probably related to her short comment during this: He's that petty.
  20. TexasHooch
    Looks like her district was redrawn. Dirty bastards.
  21. TexasHooch
    And recreational gummies are legal in MN. It's more or less correct though.
  22. TexasHooch
    Excuse me, what? Is her reelection actually in doubt?
  23. TexasHooch
    Good attempt, but i'd have gone with "I was trying to throw his security detail a beer. I figured anyone who signed up to take a bullet for that shitstain deserved a drink."
  24. TexasHooch
    Minnesota Dems created a legislative loophole last year that sneakily legalized edibles. now, as of last night, they have total control of the State. Only a matter of time.
  25. TexasHooch
    Don't get it twisted. She'd be the one in a slump, and that ugly sonofabitch definitely qualifies.

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