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TexasHooch

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  1. Looks like her district was redrawn. Dirty bastards.
  2. And recreational gummies are legal in MN. It's more or less correct though.
  3. Excuse me, what? Is her reelection actually in doubt?
  4. Good attempt, but i'd have gone with "I was trying to throw his security detail a beer. I figured anyone who signed up to take a bullet for that shitstain deserved a drink."
  5. Minnesota Dems created a legislative loophole last year that sneakily legalized edibles. now, as of last night, they have total control of the State. Only a matter of time.
  6. Don't get it twisted. She'd be the one in a slump, and that ugly sonofabitch definitely qualifies.
  7. That waste of flesh was the leader of the free world... My God. It really is a wonder he didn't get us all killed.
  8. Take a drink every time CNN cautions that it's "early vote".
  9. Nope. No thank you. Imma go ahead and stay out of that lake.
  10. Whatever, fuck ya'll. Give me a 30 second fish fillet challenge.
  11. No, it's like "My wife and I are Minnesotan, and our election laws are not as fucked up as yours".
  12. Minnesota not Texas, but I realized halfway through my ballot that I forgot who I was going to vote for on a local election. Went back and asked one of the officials if I could quickly look at my phone and she said "oh fur sure (Minnesota), take it back with ya. Just keep it between the dividers!"
  13. I've actually researched this extensively on twitter. He definitely did. Everyone knows it. They won't even deny it. They deny everything else, but not that. Not that.
  14. Minnesota.
  15. Nah, not for that one. You can see the moments where he goes off script.
  16. They don't even look drunk.
  17. I suppose you give yourself some wiggle room to come back later if you plan to vote early, but my wife voted early in-person yesterday and waited for hours. I went to the same place at lunchtime today and had zero wait. You never know.
  18. 20 years ago we hosted a backyard "Turkey Fry and Pie" concert and brought him and a couple of his buddies in to play. It was one of the greatest nights ever. There's really nothing better than a house concert, and he couldn't have been nicer. Somewhere out there there's a pic of me sitting on my roof with a red solo cup and a drumstick, jamming on some Charlie fucking Parr. He's in Cedar Falls later this month BTW.
  19. Oh man. Apparently, on the 8th day, God created this fucking guy.
  20. I've been dipping back into Charlie Parr of late. Pure Americana.
  21. I only get annoyed when the parents don't seem to care. If they're doing the reasonable things you do, cool. If, however, your two year old is climbing the back of my seat and grabbing my hair, that quickly (but not immediately) becomes a you thing.
  22. We actually upsized our primary luggage and did away with backpacks and briefcases . A Big ass rolling suitcase, a backpack diaper bag, and stroller. That's it. Beyond those kind of travel tips, just do it. The great thing about a young one like that is that you can still focus on adult activities- The kid doesn't care about children's museums and amusement parks yet, they only care about your attention which you can give almost anywhere. Of course you should be mindful of any distractions that the baby's presence could cause others, but don't be preoccupied by it. People hike the Pacific Coast Trail with infants. A European jaunt is no problem.
  23. My old beaten up shoulders can't reach my mid and upper back anymore. This simple gift from the kids has been a game changer- though they still get a kick out of me rubbing my back against corners like a bear.
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