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Player

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  1. Keep driving south for 30 minutes until you get here: https://www.budnmarys.com
  2. Yep - and I don't give a fuck about your gumbo pot, or what you put in it, Ben McDonald. Or any of your other Justin Wilson/James Carville ripped off witticisms either.
  3. More aggy facts: Daniel Figurelli, a/k/a rudedawg, is a chisel-toothed gremlin who was too stupid to be admitted to aggy undergrad, and was subsequently shit-canned by PWC for being a racist little fuckmuppet. That's the fact jack.
  4. You’re gonna traipse around NYC (Rangers turf) in a gritty costume on Halloween? You may learn more about FAFO than you realize.
  5. Nope - smother him with one of his own pillows.
  6. Well by the 5th inning they're gonna look a bunch of Puerto Rican Hoo-Was.
  7. How could you lose him? He's not a set of car keys. It's not like he's incon-fucking-spicous.
  8. JFC - shut up aggy.
  9. McNelly…not sure if he’s still around, but I still have mine too.
  10. And especially if the accuser making the false statements is a cop. It’s bad enough that this shithead neighbor fabricated this bullshit story out of vindictiveness, but Officer Goines took that statement and instead of actually you know, investigating, he doubled down with his own false tales of confidential informant buys of black tar heroin, weapons, etc. I’m glad the judge sent this neighbor to prison, but the punishment for Goines and the rest of his gang needs to be way stiffer than what she got.
  11. Give me an army of realtors, and I’ll mount an insurrection. Give me a handful of Texas aggy and I’ll overthrow a democracy. - DJT Brisket is right...this grifting stuff would be like shooting fish in a barrel.
  12. Damn, another iconic figure from this thread gone. RIP Zeus, and sorry for your loss Beau.
  13. Good luck with all that “karate man bleed on the inside” Billy Ray. You’re gonna need it.
  14. Very possible to split a charter. Pisces and Redrum both accommodate splits. Or just charter a panga and go solo to target roosters.
  15. Nivek must be one of them karate men like Billy Ray Valentine, y’all. Thinks he can pull the quartablood move on some big mean ass dog. Hey Nivek, when they throw you in that cage with the dog you gonna be crying like a pussy. YEAH!
  16. The lab making a cameo with his tennis ball at :45 in that video was hilarious. Maybe that’s the only part Nivek saw. Somebody on here (Slade?) has one of those Cane Corso dogs. Beautiful animal, but looks like he’s fresh out of hell. I think Nivek would shit his pants if he tried a frontal assault on that dog.
  17. Worn out after tugboating around for a couple of hours.
  18. The psycho squaring up with the fountain drink machine is the best. Or maybe that’s lobo droning on about how important he is.
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