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Player

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  1. The teen’s gambit?
  2. The buttplug topiaries are a nice touch.
  3. Meh - we all have our crosses to bear. It could be worse...at least you’re not wrestling with the full length of embarrassment that NowThis brought upon himself.
  4. My list is the same every year... Barry SwitzerBob StoopsBrian BosworthBilly SimmsDusty DvoracekBaker MayfieldJoe MixonDavid BorenJim RossToby Keith One of these days I'm going to be right, and when that day comes, this will be me...
  5. Sorry for your loss, Bolverk.
  6. Mr. Blutarsky loves Christmas morning.
  7. Trying to put fresh produce in the little plastic bags at HEB, but not being able to get the bag open because you’re wearing a mask and can’t lick your fingertip.
  8. Yeah, Hotze better pucker up. Hiring that fucking kook seems like negligence per se given his checkered past.
  9. Yep, same dude.
  10. I don’t know why they call this stuff “Sardine Helper” Clark. It does just fine on its own.
  11. Hamberder, French fries, ding-dong, and bagel w/lox? The cornerstone of every healthy 239lb man’s nutritious breakfast.
  12. This thread moves pretty fast, so forgive me for asking something that have already been answered. Has there been any confirmation whether the ~ 125k drive-thru ballots at issue from Harris County were segregated? Or were they commingled with the rest of the early votes? If they weren’t segregated, then could this fuckery by the GOP jeopardize massive numbers of additional votes?
  13. Donated - and proud of you assholes. Now for your listening pleasure, I give you the great Marty Robbins. Take it away Marty.
  14. Salat!
  15. If this could be in any way substantiated, I hope Herman gets fired without a cent of buyout money. Yeah, that seems like it would be grounds for termination with cause, with no buyout due.
  16. Hamberders. Lots and lots of hamberders
  17. Mitch - I thought you had some shady reupholstery guy that owed you money on speed dial. I feel like we've all been cheated out of an opportunity for that guy to make another appearance.
  18. Alcohol + Connery + trivial pursuit = guaranteed drunken fisticuffs. Nope
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