Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Player

Legacy Members
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Player

  1. Bonier Jams 2021
  2. No way - there’s only one correct choice here...
  3. Completely absurd. Dotard’s pea-brain thinks it’s like an NFL challenge review. The ruling on the field of a Biden victory in Georgia is under further review. Upon further review, the President’s foot was in bounds at the 11,780 yard line. Therefore, the ruling on the field is reversed. The result of the play is a Dotard touchdown.
  4. Merry New Year! Beef jerky time!
  5. The buttplug topiaries are a nice touch.
  6. Meh - we all have our crosses to bear. It could be worse...at least you’re not wrestling with the full length of embarrassment that NowThis brought upon himself.
  7. My list is the same every year... Barry SwitzerBob StoopsBrian BosworthBilly SimmsDusty DvoracekBaker MayfieldJoe MixonDavid BorenJim RossToby Keith One of these days I'm going to be right, and when that day comes, this will be me...
  8. Sorry for your loss, Bolverk.
  9. Mr. Blutarsky loves Christmas morning.
  10. Trying to put fresh produce in the little plastic bags at HEB, but not being able to get the bag open because you’re wearing a mask and can’t lick your fingertip.
  11. Yeah, Hotze better pucker up. Hiring that fucking kook seems like negligence per se given his checkered past.
  12. I don’t know why they call this stuff “Sardine Helper” Clark. It does just fine on its own.
  13. Hamberder, French fries, ding-dong, and bagel w/lox? The cornerstone of every healthy 239lb man’s nutritious breakfast.
  14. This thread moves pretty fast, so forgive me for asking something that have already been answered. Has there been any confirmation whether the ~ 125k drive-thru ballots at issue from Harris County were segregated? Or were they commingled with the rest of the early votes? If they weren’t segregated, then could this fuckery by the GOP jeopardize massive numbers of additional votes?
  15. Donated - and proud of you assholes. Now for your listening pleasure, I give you the great Marty Robbins. Take it away Marty.
  16. Salat!
  17. If this could be in any way substantiated, I hope Herman gets fired without a cent of buyout money. Yeah, that seems like it would be grounds for termination with cause, with no buyout due.
  18. Hamberders. Lots and lots of hamberders
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.