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Player

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  1. The accent, hands down. I hope the cops fitted her with a muzzle in addition to a “meeyask”.
  2. Thanks Mitch, I have missed this thread.
  3. That’s the REALLY scary part... When Dotard realizes he’s lost the election, his “manual” probably says to execute Wing Attack Plan R.
  4. Damn, that’s a guy punch to hear about derp. He was a fixture on this thread for a long time, and always made me laugh. My condolences Juicy.
  5. Nope. He’s been a frequent and outspoken critic of Dotard.
  6. This. Shake them off like the dust from your feet and be done with them. You cannot redeem them.
  7. Don’t know much about history...
  8. Is that your final answer? j/k RIP Regis
  9. This day is dragging along. Let's fast forward to ass kicking time please.
  10. I could have sworn I saw him the other day.
  11. Yaw, yaw, yaw, yaw, yaaaaaaaaaw, yaw. Yaw, yaw, football.
  12. Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.
  13. I remember my grandmother taking one of these cognitive tests a few years ago. When she was done, the home health care person who was administering the test asked her to write down just one question that she would like to ask the home health care agent. Her question - "Why do you ask so many dumb questions?" My grandmother will turn 106 in September (God willing and the creek don't rise), and she still thinks Trump is a moron.
  14. Truth. I watched High Anxiety again the other day. He and Cloris Leachman were so perfect together in that movie.
  15. Is this the man who wrecked the buffet?
  16. Ad agency execs must jizz their pants when Kathaleen shows up with her husband’s checkbook.
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