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Player

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  1. Yaw, yaw, yaw, yaw, yaaaaaaaaaw, yaw. Yaw, yaw, football.
  2. Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.
  3. I remember my grandmother taking one of these cognitive tests a few years ago. When she was done, the home health care person who was administering the test asked her to write down just one question that she would like to ask the home health care agent. Her question - "Why do you ask so many dumb questions?" My grandmother will turn 106 in September (God willing and the creek don't rise), and she still thinks Trump is a moron.
  4. My condolences Sydney. RIP Mia.
  5. Truth. I watched High Anxiety again the other day. He and Cloris Leachman were so perfect together in that movie.
  6. Lol - nope.
  7. Is this the man who wrecked the buffet?
  8. Washington Filibusters it is then.
  9. Ad agency execs must jizz their pants when Kathaleen shows up with her husband’s checkbook.
  10. Washington Watergators
  11. We used to make shit in this country.
  12. IIRC - it's Randall's.
  13. He should try chasing a salad every now and again.
  14. And a come from behind theft against LSU in the greatest game ever played.
  15. Gone but not forgotten. RIP C Struggs. As I've said previously, if anybody on my current list croaks then we are all the big winners.
  16. Many people are calling it quid pro covid
  17. This. I fucking cannot stand Abbott. Never have been able to for this very reason. That's okay. He can't stand himself, either.
  18. G-men T-men Revenuers too.
  19. Gamaldi is such a worm. He needs to be tarred and feathered, too. Edit - and gotdamn if that's not the most punchable face ever.
  20. She looks like a short-circuiting animatronic Mandrell sister.
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