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Player

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  1. Are these the shed dwellers? So, “shedheads” in the parlance of our times? What happened? Did APD shoot anybody?
  2. Maybe not even that long with the right crew. Send in the real Chaz to set shit straight.
  3. Splendid Beast also does a nice job on dog portraits.
  4. Can’t find a better pic of him, but here’s another notable 88, Knox Nunnally. Top row in the middle. Way before my time on the 40, but I got to know him pretty well as an attorney. He was funny as hell, and a damn good lawyer. RIP ochenta y ocho
  5. Just absolutely begging for a blanket party. Did your parents have any children who lived, Private Gorka?
  6. Are you trying to lose weight? Consider ditching the protein powder in favor of bulletproof coffee.
  7. I'm gonna miss you, Luanne Platter...
  8. Al something or other. If I recall, he had some success with that extreme fasting stuff, but I think he yo-yo'd up and down a few times, which gives you a pretty good indication about it's sustainability. You cannot out-exercise a bad diet.
  9. Does he, though? I mean being a "fucking moron" (thanks Rex T) kind of conveniently lends itself to a mens rea challenge by Dershowiitz, Sekulow, or some other disingenuous shitbag, right?
  10. Demeaning church officials to put their false prophet on a pedestal. Go fuck yourselves republicans.
  11. I heard that the next project for these agrinauts will be raising the wreck of the old '72 Chevrolet Silverado to re-examine the cause of death of three aggy who tragically lost their lives when the pickup they were passengers in drove into the Brazos River. The driver, who coincidentally happened to be a Longhorn, was able to roll down the window and escaped unharmed, but the aggy were riding in the bed and couldn't get the tailgate to open.
  12. Well, no, of course not. But what if he told you that we would soon have super duper missiles? Is that something you’d be interested in?
  13. Fuck the Hennepin County medical examiner for throwing in that speculative bullshit about "potential intoxicants in his system" contributing to Floyd's death.
  14. Nothing wrong with a gentleman of his age being slightly rotund. It befits his stature and gives him a wise, almost scholarly, demeanor. I'm sure he'll be a good mentor for the new pup.
  15. Derp may be sporting a gray beard and a bit on the portly side. But he still looks high af.
  16. How would you feel about being merlot'ed?
  17. I believe that you are a pious man, brisket. But please don't forget about Ronald McDonald, the patron saint of myocardial infarction, or High Fructose Corn Syrup, the patron saint of diabetic ketoacidosis, in your prayers. They too offer us hope, my son.
  18. So what does your sticker actually say, Doom? Readers want to know.
  19. Those officers need a thin blue line... ...wrapped tightly around their necks and attached to a gallows.
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