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Player

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  1. I did not know that, Two Dogs Fucking.
  2. I like the paint job on the crashed chopper. Reminds me of... Will there be zombies and gratuitous titties?
  3. Fat, drunk, and stupid division is about to dominate all the rankings.
  4. "Toughted" I can see why you didn't go with workswithdictionaries
  5. Don Eladio throws some hellacious pool parties.
  6. Nailed it! [Phone ringing] Bess: Hello? Seldon: (weeping) FIG NEWDONS!!! Bess: click
  7. If Jonathan Banks can schlep his ancient ass around the desert, then Raymond Cruz can damn well show up to shoot in ABQ. It’s not like he’s got a ton of prior commitments, right?
  8. https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/04/19/wells-fargo-lawsuit-small-business-ppp-loans/5162801002/ WF gaming the system? I’m shocked.
  9. Well we won’t be seeing Seldon around anymore. It has been slowly simmering along, but it looks like shit is about to get real. Rabbi Turturro is being led down the primrose path by Lindy, and he in turn is leading his flock to slaughter.
  10. Player

    Tiger King

    Come on man, it’s Florida. In the pantheon of credibility of civil witnesses there, mechanics and handymen take a backseat only to titty dancers and landscapers.
  11. Darker than a black steer’s tookus on a moonless prairie night.
  12. Black and hard - just like you like your men.
  13. Wyatt Langmore... ...has checked into The Overlook Hotel.
  14. So who were the banditos? Not part of the Fring crew or the Salamanca crew? How did they know about the drop?
  15. So what did Winona say at the state dinner in response to the rude remark from Henry Ford? The line that prompted Turturro to quip “do you know what that means?” I assume it was some kind of “go fuck yourself” retort, but it rolled out way too fast for my extremely limited Yiddish.
  16. The “Is that all you got bro?” smirk is the best part.
  17. Madame Defarge is hopefully knitting a new list so the tumbrels will know where to stop.
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