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Player

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  1. You random son of a bitch! Typical run of the mill bastard!
  2. You trying to run the cup o’ pizza guy outta business? What are you, some kinda jerk?
  3. No, I don’t believe that “most” will agree that shirt is fine. Unless you’re talking about most aggy, or simpletons such as yourself who think it’s funny or “good bull” to attention-whore in the middle of a global pandemic. It’s fucking stupid, but of course totally on-brand for aggy. It is from the seeds of ignorance like this that delusions of aggy grandeur germinate. You probably believe they had more officers serve in WWII than all of the service academies combined, don’t you? Or that aggy singlehandedly saved the world’s supply of coffee: That you would give your tacit approval to such dipshittery, and simultaneously dunk on yourself with a Rocko “yawn”, is pure fucking poetry.
  4. aggy might not lose, but hopefully they run out of pulmonary function
  5. aggy will buy anything if it’s maroon
  6. I will gladly not pay you on Tuesday, for a hamberder today.
  7. Those dogs look completely ashamed to be riding around with that douche. I hope they bite him.
  8. stanco has to be at least part aggy to require an explanation for this.
  9. I like Nacho's dad. Sharp and unhesitating about calling bullshit when he sees it, but always a gentleman. "Nice to meet you, young lady!"
  10. Not a book, but for an interesting look at the cartel life, check out Narco Cultura on Amazon prime.
  11. Took your chances on a big jet plane. Never let 'em tell you that they're aaaa-all the same.
  12. Pretty much the same story in Harris County. With the exception of one JP court position, I think every woman on the ballot won her judicial race. Undefeated.
  13. Bluto hasn’t made an appearance in a while. Still a master counter surfer.
  14. Yep - only an idiot would advocate that this is somehow a viable strategy to punish the Astros. Throwing errors + balks = shooting yourself in the dick.
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