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  1. Darker than a black steer’s tookus on a moonless prairie night.
  2. Black and hard - just like you like your men.
  3. Wyatt Langmore... ...has checked into The Overlook Hotel.
  4. So who were the banditos? Not part of the Fring crew or the Salamanca crew? How did they know about the drop?
  5. So what did Winona say at the state dinner in response to the rude remark from Henry Ford? The line that prompted Turturro to quip “do you know what that means?” I assume it was some kind of “go fuck yourself” retort, but it rolled out way too fast for my extremely limited Yiddish.
  6. The “Is that all you got bro?” smirk is the best part.
  7. Madame Defarge is hopefully knitting a new list so the tumbrels will know where to stop.
  8. That’s claims adjusting 101. Deny, deny, deny.
  9. Loved the scene where Nacho and Gus torched the restaurant. Gus so meticulously removing his beloved (and spotless!) fryer baskets before setting up the frozen chicken Evel Knievel deep fryer of DOOM jump perfectly captured what a fucking psycho he is.
  10. Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you’re in a pandemic, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were eating takeout from the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And, uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a post from Penelope talking about the lack of laundries in Manhattan, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think, well, maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? What, I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
  11. I received this from the Texas Construction Association yesterday: https://t.congressweb.com/w/?PKKQAISMPN
  12. Player

    Tiger King

    Every time this dude made an appearance I kept thinking he looked like a downsier version of Alex Jones.
  13. No way. He didn't use any protection when he pleasured himself on the ball washer either.
  14. You down with invoke P? Yeah, you know me.
  15. My grandmother was 4 when the Spanish flu outbreak occurred in 1918. She’s 105 now and still going strong, although in an assisted living facility.
  16. Why/how is CA state court a proper venue for Bolsinger’s case?
  17. C'mon Phil - I'm confident you can outrun stadium security.
  18. No, according to my ticket rep they aren't finished yet. I guess maybe they either took their foot off the gas when the season was officially delayed, or they have run into material or labor issues. I was there for the Texas-LSU game, and it looked like they still had quite a ways to go.
  19. Y'all laugh, but I asked my season ticket rep yesterday if we could get live feeds set up to watch the ongoing renovations in LF and RF. I'd watch anything happening at MMP at this point.
  20. Sorry Hulla. RIP Capt. Velcro
  21. There are thousands of Boudreauxs all over Louisiana right now looking at the aerators in their live wells and saying - “dammit Thibodeaux, we coulda been gazillionaires.” Hope that shit works too.
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