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Player

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  1. Bluto hasn’t made an appearance in a while. Still a master counter surfer.
  2. Yep - only an idiot would advocate that this is somehow a viable strategy to punish the Astros. Throwing errors + balks = shooting yourself in the dick.
  3. Go right ahead. I'm sure you'll find it invigorating, until you turn down the beans and lube aisle and find MIA waiting for you with open arms.
  4. Marco’s in the galleria is where Icono gets his authentic Chinese knockoff jerseys tailored, so they could prolly handle alterations for other junk coming in from China.
  5. Yep - the Endomondo app syncs with MFP, and deducts calories as you log your workouts.
  6. Roger gon get Epsteined while waiting on his pardon.
  7. Just playing devil's advocate here, but in this scenario wouldn't it just be a lot easier for Dotard to simply allow Stone to begin serving his sentence and then have him Epsteined while he believes that a pardon is imminent?
  8. He's probably at ground zero as we speak picking up some more authentic Chinese replica jerseys, or scoping out Chinese restaurants where he might rub elbows with the fancy jews on Christmas day.
  9. I don't really know how many points it takes to win the contest, but if even one name on my list kicks the bucket then we will all be winners.
  10. aggy can’t get motivated in Omaha when their focus is on “2 and ewe”.
  11. Not really the thread for it, but I'm not letting that one slide. You're a liar. And a hypocrite to boot. Go fuck yourself.
  12. Am I taking crazy pills? Mr. “thin blue line” cop defender himself is crying about injustice? The same arrogant fuckface who assured everyone that HPD and Art fucking Acevedo’s actions in the Harding Street raid were all above board, and then scurried off in silence when the shit started hitting the fan. But wait, there’s more. Fans of other teams, including the Rangers, can rightfully say whatever they want about the 2017 World Series. But there’s no way in hell that I’m going to listen to a motherfucking sooner lecture me about fair play. Take your righteous indignation and shove it straight up your sanctimonious ass you hypocritical windbag. Peel the bark off of you to get down to your sooner essence, and what’s left? That’s right, a fucking cheater. Everyone else can continue wailing and gnashing teeth if they want, but you sir, can kindly go fuck yourself.
  13. They have won twice in Omaha. Not championships. 2 games. In. Their. Entire. Pathetic. History.
  14. Not good. The whole thing was just an uncomfortable awkwardness between the characters.
  15. When it’s your turn to take a dirt nap, you may as well lay back, relax and enjoy it.
  16. MC Orange will wear his hat any way he damn well pleases, sir.
  17. I’d have to go with UTEP - hands down.
  18. Masters in Hindi - You're young and you got your health. What you want with a job?
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