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Player

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  1. Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more. I have 2 extras in Sec. 438, Row 3. $900 for the pair. PM if interested.
  2. Strom knocking back black coffee. He’s ready.
  3. Heading to MMP in 2 hours for my 58th game of the season. I have a t-shirt that has my avatar on it. We haven't won every game that I've attended, but we've homered at least once, so you can bet your sweet asses I'll be wearing it tonight.
  4. I wish Trump was house trained.
  5. What in the actual fuck is this shit? Unless CDC installed an enigma machine in the locker room, our players seriously have to guess about where they might fit in the weekly game plan??? Par for the course, Mensa, you pompous fuckknuckle.
  6. 2 tix in Sec. 437 Row 2. $1,000 for the pair. PM if interested.
  7. My point is that you’re an idiot who should shut the fuck up and simply try to enjoy the game.
  8. JFC Slorch, stop acting like you’re Sparky fucking Anderson. It’s only been a year since you were openly wondering why the batter wasn’t awarded first base on a balk.
  9. There is a lot of truth in this. You cannot "out-exercise" a bad diet. At best, you might struggle to maintain some illusion of equilibrium, but when injury or sloth eventually knocks exercise out of the equation... that bad diet is going to wreak havoc.
  10. We got this... Lilshep is in the house.
  11. Fuck off Cuntstant. Don’t you have tornado ravaged liquor store to loot?
  12. I have 2 extra tickets in Sec. 436 for tomorrow's game. $900 for the pair. PM if you want them.
  13. It ain't cool being no jibe turkey so close to Thanksgiving.
  14. Let's talk about Smoltz for now, To the people at home or in the crowd, He keeps coming up anyhow, Don't be coy, avoid, or make void the topic, Cause that ain't gonna stop it.
  15. Like fucking clockwork. Homunculus is the yankee version of Branding Iron.
  16. Yeah? I'll bet you a dozen floppy disks you don't even get tit.
  17. I think he was released from the hospital a couple of days ago.
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