Jump to content

Player

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    2136
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Player

  1. Go fuck yourself, “Aunt” Laura.
  2. I was truly disappointed that the polar bear didn’t maul them while they were sitting around the campfire in that open warehouse. Actually feeling a bit apoplectic about it.
  3. My subpoenas Walk through courtroom doors, And roam all over mar-a-lago floors, I stepped on stage, while J6 raged, All the magats gave, and the rubes got played.
  4. Hoping it’s mooseoutfront with his shit stick to start slapping some fools upside the head.
  5. Sure Elliot- whatever you say.
  6. The only endorsement you need my brother in Christ. Thar will come a payday, what a payday - hallelujah!
  7. Is this allowed under NY rules of civil procedure? A party who refuses to testify (for good reason, knowing that he would have his ass handed to him on cross examination), can deliver closing arguments? Even though he's not a licensed attorney admitted to practice in NY, and is represented by counsel instead of pro se? Seems like another manufactured grievance for him to whine about. "I had the greatest closing argument in the history of NY jurisprudence, many people said it was even better than those of Jackie Chiles and Vincent de la Guardia Gambini. But that radical, leftist, marxist, Trump hating judge denied me my 1st Amendment rights, and wouldn't allow me to speak."
  8. He should have armed himself then.
  9. What a hypocritical asshole. The company you keep can indeed say quite a bit about a person, Mack.
  10. The ewes will not replace us! Whoop!
  11. She looks like she’s from Longview.
  12. Escucha me? Yo estoy muy embarazada. Lo siento.
  13. watch out y'all... Servais Gator needs some walking around money.
  14. Seriously, I would die laughing the instant I saw him.
  15. I think it's Quiche.
  16. You know if you’d have told me twenty years ago that I’d see children sitting in our Texas pews with green hair and skinny puppy t-shirts, I just flat-out wouldn’t have believed you.
  17. Rick Perry is available and ready to step in and keep collie station normal. Propaganda Journalism department head should be Herr Zwerneman or Herr Bock.
  18. Agreed, and let's add one more while we're at it.
  19. Really wish he would have found time to play a round with his boyfriend over in Pyongyang. I’m sure many people would have said it was the most impressive display of athletic prowess ever witnessed on the links, perhaps even in the history of sports. It would have been an 18-18 draw of course, because neither of them would have the balls (or common courtesy for the rest of us) to go to sudden death.
×
×
  • Create New...