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Player

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  1. One of my favorite parts of the listeater saga... ...is that all of those rubes stood in that line for the privilege of watching Fran shit the bed in the Cotton Bowl.
  2. In North Philadelphia caught and slayed, On the sidewalk was where most of my brains were sprayed.
  3. Sounds like the rest of the group hit their recommended daily allowance of slorch, and hit the eject button. LOlz.
  4. How insensitive of you, sir! Are you trying to suggest that the borderline retarded are incapable of turning out pics of quality bbq that they have pilfered from other sources?
  5. Aaron Humphrey
  6. Effective right meow, this goofy fuckface is no longer sitting on the bench in Wisconsin municipal court. http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/brendan-dasseys-meowing-former-lawyer-is-suspended-from-the-bench?utm_source=salesforce_88080&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_email&utm_medium=email&utm_source=salesforce_88080&sc_sid=00606924&utm_campaign=&promo=&utm_content=&additional4=&additional5=&sfmc_j=88080&sfmc_s=45941525&sfmc_l=1527&sfmc_jb=265&sfmc_mid=100027443&sfmc_u=3617814 Amazingly enough, he unfortunately still has a license to practice. Meanwhile, Dassey rots away in a cell, still wondering who won Wrestlemania.
  7. Ha Ha -very funny motherfuckers. That helmet affords wearers the same level of protection that pedo state gave to children in their locker room.
  8. Nice try Dotard. But this guy is a better poo flinger than you. He's also more stable, smarter, and better looking.
  9. Uranium? That’s an oops that has Rick Perry’s name written all over it.
  10. Welp - that’s ball 4 and Jim Bouton has drawn the eternal walk. That dude lived an interesting life.
  11. Da me la tapa, por favor.
  12. She looks like an extra from the set of HBO’s Chernobyl. Straight out of central casting. The best radiation poisoning, believe me.
  13. “That supermarket/convenience store over there probably has peanut butter and jelly.” “Everybody else - our reservation is at 7:00 pm sharp.”
  14. I love the NextDoor histrionics on July 4th.
  15. You couldn’t see spending the rest of your life with your head hung down in shame? You know you might’ve been born just plain white trash, but Fancy is your name! Here’s your one chance Fancy, don’t let us down.
  16. Gotdamn, Mike Judge is a fucking prophet.
  17. As evidenced by the fact that Art Rascon is still yammering away on Ch.13 despite being bitten by a copperhead, this unfortunately appears to be true.
  18. Haha - what a moron. I think they only won a couple of games last year, so the new season of LCU is going to be fantastic.
  19. Justin Blalock
  20. Hallefuckinlujah!
  21. You had one job, Straw.
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