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Player

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  1. I’m not worried. Chicagoans have a stellar track record of smooth transitions when it comes to acquiring Texas companies. Just look at Continental. Fuck
  2. What kind of heathen names their pet gator Amos? Give him a proper name so that he can be vested with the authority required to officiate over gender reveal ceremonies. Name him after a man of the cloth: Amos-Moses.
  3. I was there today, and noticed that every Texan had a small state flag in front of their marker. I don’t know who did that, but it certainly offered a unique perspective. Maybe it was one of the alumni band members.
  4. Coke, club crackers, flour, rice... Yeah, good luck with that.
  5. Blimp popper has to be from House Huckabeef - the resemblance is uncanny.
  6. There’s a new sheriff in town... ...and his name is Reggie Wilson.
  7. Fuck all these deep dish eating assholes
  8. Fuck off Tyler
  9. Smooth or landing strip?
  10. Scraps - are you here? Time for some walk off magic.
  11. Duke and Hank
  12. If this doesn’t somehow end with a second rawhide wreath for Mitch, then it will be a disappointment.
  13. RIP Abby - and sorry for your loss, Penelope.
  14. Dayum Jake!
  15. What can I say? I always liked that dog.
  16. “More like Olenwangy if you ask me.”
  17. Or crop dusted her.
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