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Player

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  1. 3 seatbelts for 4 passengers. I get that none of the passengers in the back were wearing a seat belt, but I don't think that's going to resonate with a jury. Especially if the evidence shows that it was mandatory for the pledges to be at the event, and they weren't allowed to ride on the bus with the actives.
  2. It is definitely a dump, but the smell of stale beer and the dim lighting did also sort of remind me of the dome.
  3. Is Taboo ever coming back for season 2, or is Hardy too busy?
  4. The terrible 2s have arrived. Happy Birthday Bluto!
  5. Name something that your mom requests on a nightly basis. Dammit - too slow.
  6. And hopefully little Kenard’s response was “chill the fuck out mrs. lezbylewski.”
  7. So no toxins in the plume? Xylene and Toluene aren’t toxic if they are burned? Not a chemist, so I don’t know. But the comparison to smoke that you’d find in an ordinary backyard fire seemed disingenuous.
  8. You can take the man out of Leander, but you can’t take the durr out of the man.
  9. They’re too busy trying get indoor plumbing at Listeria Park. COLLEGE STATION — A busted water pipe shut down restrooms and concessions in Blue Bell Park before SEC action ever cranked up on Friday night. A couple of hours later, things really flowed downhill for Texas A&M. Top-ranked Vanderbilt defeated the Aggies 7-4 before a legs-crossed, fidgety crowd suddenly relying on hauled in port-o-potties on a chilly Friday night in the teams' league opener. https://www.chron.com/sports/aggies/article/Vanderbilt-whizzes-past-Texas-A-M-in-SEC-opener-13693236.php
  10. Saw it last night, and thoroughly enjoyed it. 50 years later that mission is still an amazing accomplishment.
  11. The anytime anywherewolves.
  12. Her: I need to stop by discount tire today. Me: what for? Her: my tires are overinflated. They’re supposed to be 35psi, but a couple of them are almost 40psi. Me:
  13. You got one of the Marx brothers up here. Just put it over the plate.
  14. There are some truly abominable entries here. I can’t decide who the worst offender is though. Georgia looks like it came straight out of a prison cafeteria. Ohio may be even worse, as it looks like something an inmate dumped in his commode.
  15. Bluto at his command post, keeping a watchful eye over the kitchen.
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