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Player

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  1. Which will undoubtedly include numerous posts from simpletons shitting out (again) AI generated slop across multiple threads in a shameless effort to troll for rep, right?
  2. I really like Tulane’s uniforms, but every time I see that helmet it makes me wonder if Sid and/or Marty Kroft once crossed paths with the AD during a peyote/absinthe/acid bender in the French Quarter.
  3. And remember how I always wanted a sitting room filled with Greek statues and camels overlooking The Big House? Well, I got that too.
  4. Rochelle, Rochelle 2 sounds like it sucks.
  5. If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the slorch.
  6. Fernando Lamas, Veronica Corningstone, and Perd Hapley.
  7. Player replied to Fug's topic in Football
    Because they convinced themselves that all that was needed to clear up this dispute was a little theology and geometry.
  8. So that FBI bulletin now becomes Exhibit A for the defense against anyone charged with obstruction, resisting, or assaulting Noem’s goon squad? I mean if even Uncle Sam himself can’t differentiate an imposter/criminal from a legit LEO, then how is John Q. Public supposed to know the difference?
  9. He’s cheesed out of his mind!
  10. I have a Chiappa triple barrel that was a raffle prize. It looks kinda cool, and seems to be well made. But it’s a novelty, and at 9lbs, way too heavy to be lugging around the field.
  11. It looks like something Ed Gein would wear.
  12. Abe Vigourda will be the last man standing.
  13. You also once thought there was a bridge that you had more than enough clearance to drive an RV under. And you had zero concerns after the loss in Columbus. It’s a message board, and while you’re certainly free to have an opinion, it’s not like you have a stellar track record in assessing situations or exercising sound judgment.
  14. Oh, she’ll disappear alright. Perhaps out of a window, or perhaps in a “car accident.” The only reason she’s still breathing is because another “suicide” while in federal custody would simply have been beyond the pale. She’s a loose end, and her days will be numbered the minute she is released.
  15. Good example. But it also really needs some commentary about still not having a slab, and hating on Uncle Geronimo.
  16. Was waiting for somebody to slash their tires while they were busy trying to wrestle that guy in the street.
  17. Chip, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey.
  18. I am shocked that somebody hasn’t used deadly force to defend themselves against these “officers” yet. Using unmarked vehicles and Amazon cop costumes to essentially carjack people is inevitably going to lead to bloodshed. Not that the govt cares (they are likely hoping for it so they can crack down even harder), but all it takes is one juror to agree that it is reasonable for a person in those circumstances to believe that his or her life was in imminent danger.
  19. Player replied to Steamboat1874's topic in Football
    Read the fucking room, you pedantic putz. Nobody gives one flying fuck about a stray apostrophe. Dork
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