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Player

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    Gym Pet Peeves

    fuck baylor
  2. You're characterizing the county's insurance policy as if you have actually read it. Maybe you have, I don't know. But aren't intentional acts generally excluded from coverage?
  3. This is the moment when Donald J. Trump became President. A THOUSAND HAMBERDERS OF LIGHT!
  4. Was Trump being rhetorical about how many burgers would be left over? Because I guarantee Huckabeef was hiding behind the drapes inhaling them sumbitches.
  5. Lifetime, Villa Sports, LA Fitness, etc. all have a variety of classes (and yoga is a good suggestion if you want to improve flexibility) that meet throughout the day, and would be able to accommodate your changing schedule. If you don’t want to sign a contract at a gym, there are also yoga places (new one in Town Lake for instance) that will let you pay by the session.
  6. SPECIAL PURPOSE!!!
  7. Switched to almond flour over cauliflower a while back as well. This is the one we use: https://www.ditchthecarbs.com/fat-head-pizza/
  8. That first pic (with the the matching striped shirts) gets me every time. They look like a gospel group auditioning for Hee-Haw.
  9. Better play it safe... and call an expert.
  10. You should be placed on double secret probation for misquoting Dean Wormer.
  11. In John Deere green, on a hot summer night, he wrote "Steely Shank don't love beans"
  12. I think if any aggy scores 77 on an IQ test, they would celebrate by dancing.
  13. Serak the Preparer, meet Bluto the Destroyer.
  14. I hope he tries to say “anonymous” again.
  15. Third boxcar midnight train, destination trixie’s brain.
  16. Chrispy is a poon alright, but he ain’t no Comanche.
  17. Putin ordered a code red?
  18. Still maintaining at 185-190, but I’m in so I can throw negs at diablo when he eats Girl Scout cookies.
  19. Wheee! The aggy coaster!
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