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  1. Was Trump being rhetorical about how many burgers would be left over? Because I guarantee Huckabeef was hiding behind the drapes inhaling them sumbitches.
  2. Lifetime, Villa Sports, LA Fitness, etc. all have a variety of classes (and yoga is a good suggestion if you want to improve flexibility) that meet throughout the day, and would be able to accommodate your changing schedule. If you don’t want to sign a contract at a gym, there are also yoga places (new one in Town Lake for instance) that will let you pay by the session.
  3. SPECIAL PURPOSE!!!
  4. Switched to almond flour over cauliflower a while back as well. This is the one we use: https://www.ditchthecarbs.com/fat-head-pizza/
  5. That first pic (with the the matching striped shirts) gets me every time. They look like a gospel group auditioning for Hee-Haw.
  6. Better play it safe... and call an expert.
  7. You should be placed on double secret probation for misquoting Dean Wormer.
  8. In John Deere green, on a hot summer night, he wrote "Steely Shank don't love beans"
  9. I think if any aggy scores 77 on an IQ test, they would celebrate by dancing.
  10. Serak the Preparer, meet Bluto the Destroyer.
  11. I hope he tries to say “anonymous” again.
  12. Third boxcar midnight train, destination trixie’s brain.
  13. Chrispy is a poon alright, but he ain’t no Comanche.
  14. Putin ordered a code red?
  15. Still maintaining at 185-190, but I’m in so I can throw negs at diablo when he eats Girl Scout cookies.
  16. Wheee! The aggy coaster!
  17. Nice goal line stand by Tucker.
  18. He’s a gooner.
  19. Probably her adult DVD collection. Maybe you'll also get South Padre Sluts 47.
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