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Player

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  1. Except it probably wouldn’t burn, because it is made out of asbestos mined and processed by child laborers.
  2. I think he looks like a Lil’ Jordan. Nah, that’s Sam all the way.
  3. Of course not. He's the juggernaut, bitch.
  4. Not sure how much I’ve sunk into costs for this knucklehead so far: But it’s gonna be a long damn time before I see any return on investment.
  5. Yo dawg - I heard you liked to stuff beavers. So we put a stuffed beaver on yo plate so you can eat stuffed beaver while stuffing mike's mom's beaver.
  6. Why is there a trash can with “no trash” painted on the side of it behind the end zone?
  7. I wouldn’t have fessed up to that. In fact, I would have kept leaving stone markers to see if I could convince him it was an alien invasion.
  8. Because he’s a fatass, and vanity convinced him that it makes him look svelte?
  9. The hammac taco is an improv masterpiece. I just have to laugh.
  10. Or a Journey album cover.
  11. That's a black bean compote with a nutella reduction topped by a couple of dingleberries.
  12. Pussy, pizza, peanut butter, a porsche, and pussy.
  13. Son is a student at UT, and misses Bluto terribly. Wife was asking him about Christmas gifts while we were at lunch on Sunday, and he mentioned something about stuff for his apartment. This ought to class the joint up nicely, and will hopefully kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
  14. Although he may still be in somewhat of a fog, Ray still recognizes a 2 birds 1 stone opportunity when he sees it. Vahe never saw that shit coming even though it was painfully obvious.
  15. Deluca’s Diner and Pamela’s are both great spots for breakfast. Near Primanti’s in the strip district. Meat & Potatoes is downtown, and a solid place for dinner. Great bar too.
  16. “If you don’t (chew Big Red), vote republican then Fuck You!”
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