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Player

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  1. “…survive the surge…” This Mack Brown pussy mentality is the icing on top of your shitty takes. We are about to fuck these bitches up in their house.
  2. I am shocked that pro-Russian ads are appearing on Fox. Shocked, I tell you.
  3. Player replied to Burt's topic in Daily Texan
    Damn bruin, that’s a tough row to hoe. Glad you’re doing everything you can to see a doctor and get rid of it. But also don’t forget the lord loves a workin man, and don’t trust whitey.
  4. Rent a car -driving on the left is no big deal. Go to Killarney, stay at Cahernane House, https://www.cahernane.com/en/ and hike both the Gap of Dunloe https://www.theirishroadtrip.com/the-gap-of-dunloe/ and the Torq waterfall https://www.alltrails.com/trail/ireland/county-kerry/torc-waterfall-loop?u=i.
  5. That pic is so pretty it almost doesn't seem real.
  6. The Colossus of Cunt
  7. That’s not how we do things here Philip.
  8. *asinine
  9. Because he didn’t ask for partial modification in the alternative, it seems like the court should have just said “tough shit - that’s a waiver.”
  10. “We need more tort reform!” - Abbott/Patrick/Paxton/Phelan, et al.
  11. What's the opposite of tanned, rested, and ready? Pasty, lethargic, and inept? Sallow, slovenly, and seditious?
  12. It must have been when while I was in the UK in June. I felt slightly off for a couple of days, with just the slightest bit of congestion. No other symptoms, and Sudafed knocked it out pronto.
  13. Did my 4th draw yesterday and just got the results: S protein still >2500 N protein 3.6 Pfizer x 3 and Moderna booster
  14. Eat up Helo
  15. Once again… Suck it helobious
  16. Just shut the fuck up already, you stupid nutsack.
  17. What a BAMF!
  18. Suck it helobious
  19. To clarify, my shithead neighbor is not a politician. But that shouldn’t preclude him from enjoying the full consequences of his reprehensible actions, right? After all, this is exactly what he wanted. In the event that any GQP voters violate the law, then as “the party of law and order” we should hold them accountable.
  20. Player replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Little Lord Fuckpants (Jackie, Jr.) would be way more fitting. And with his consistent boasting about his “remarkable” Houston grocery store pedigree, he’s doxxed himself.
  21. Can I still collect a $10k bounty under SB8? I have some Maga neighbors who celebrated the death of RGB and the end of Roe. They have 3 daughters, and will no doubt be on the first available flight to CA if/when one of them gets knocked up. I won’t profit off of their misfortune, but would love to be able to make a $10k donation in their name to Planned Parenthood.
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