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With all the hoards streaming across unfettered, will there be an area unpopulated enough to land AF1? I mean...I've heard it's just a mass of people....

Bottom feeders though they may be, I got 100,000+ miles out of a set of Kumhos

Yes, but what you're failing to remember is that the CIA is the Deep State, is grossly incompetent and only reports lies.

It fooled Elmer Fudd when Bugs Bunny dressed up like a woman, so........

Pretty powerful stuff there.

She worked a 15 hour shift, but had lodged a noise complaint against him that day? She's coming off a 15 hour shift at 10 at night, which means her day started at 7AM. And I'm sure she had to report to the station before her day started. So at what time did she make the noise complaint? Who did she speak to at 5:30-6AM to make a noise complaint? Was there noise at that hour? Because in my experience, the best time to make a noise complaint is when there's...you know...actual noise happening.

"Plans to buy the curtains were made during the Obama administration" OK. Let's see where this takes us. "The installation took place from March to August last year, during Haley’s tenure as ambassador, the paper said." Hmmm. "Last year" was 2017 "The State Department spent the curtain cash during a hiring freeze and funding cuts under former Secretary Rex Tillerson." This just gets curiouser and curiouser. Rex Tillerson wasn't Secretary under Obama. "Haley is the first UN ambassador to live in the building after a Chinese company purchased the Waldorf-Astoria and the State Department deemed it unfit due to security concerns." The Waldorf was bought by a Chinese company in 2014 So if I'm to believe this bullshit, the Obama administration...who was out of office on January 20, 2017...ordered curtains for an apartment that they somehow knew would be occupied by a Trump cabinet member. Now, I'm no high-end window covering expert, but it seems to me that at least some of the payment...if ordered by the Obama administration...would have been made during the Obama administration, and not when there's a hiring freeze and spending cuts imposed under someone who NEVER WORKED FOR OBAMA. These people are so full of shit, their eyes are brown.

https://twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/status/1039502832397963264 Perfectly normal reaction to a solemn occasion

What a sad, pathetic bitch of a man.

In fairness to the dipshit, it could go something like this: Don: "Who's this we're listening to?" Steven Miller: "Aretha Franklin" Don: "Works for me"

Can you feel bone spurs in zero gravity?

THE FIRES WILL BE OUT BY TOMORROW! #MAGA!

The enemy of the people should quit attending these press conferences. Send one camera to record it, fact check every fucking word out of their mouths, then re-broadcast it with the fact checks popping up all over the screen...like "Pop Up Video"

And THAT is the worst part about all this shit. It'll be on every major network and people will still refuse to believe it, simply because of who's reporting it.

Honest question: What is going to happen when everything comes to light and it turns out CNN and MSNBC has been right all along?

Wouldn't something 163 feet long require something resembling a full time crew? I mean, I'd think you wouldn't treat it like my 24' SeaRay and get a side-tie at the marina overnight.

Dammit, is that this weekend?

Fucking A, that's gold

So apparently, there are dollar levels to the #TrumpKids camps and what's going on in the valley represents the lower tier of service

I dunno...the lemon and the orange at the same time is pretty righteous.

People are too fucking stupid to exactly hear what he said, unless it was a sick burn against one of his opponents. They were too busy voting for "NOT HER".

My graduation in a nutshell. Cross pens and shaving kits.

Fat NRA white guys are fervently applauding Kanye West. What a fucking time to be alive.

I've long maintained that no one...not a single news entity...should carry these fucking things live. They should be tape delayed and fact checked, and all the bullshit should pop up on the screen like Pop Up Video. I don't for a minute think they'd quit lying, but the presentation would at least be entertaining.

Being a Trump lawyer is like being a drummer in Spinal Tap.