Gooby

Not my intent. How do i edit? It's not giving me the option to edit that post

Might as well be

So yesterday, I'm perusing Facebook during a lull in the workday. I'm friends with one of my dad's secretaries from back in the day. She was my age, lived in my apartment complex and we often hung out platonically...she had a boyfriend at Texas State while we were in Houston. I have worked in media for a number of years, so I always look at things with a cynical eye at first, then will do my best to read up and follow up and learn more if the issue strikes a chord with me. I saw that she posted the Stella Immanuel bullshit, and I went to the Daily Beast website and copied and pasted the parts about her beliefs in demon semen and all that. She comes right back with "WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT???" and I told her that it was from Daily Beast. About 20 minutes goes by and she comes back with "Oh, some left leaning "news" site?" I told her that DB was pretty down the middle and even linked with some studies and media ratings, and then said "This woman is completely full of shit" and she comes right back with "How about you believe what you want to believe and I will do the same." I replied, "OK, cool. Tell the lizard people I said 'Hey'." And then she unfriended me. I didn't say a word about Trump or even attempt to go there. 20 years of knowing each other down the tubes. Fast forward to this morning, I get a text. "Hey...looks like you were right. This woman is completely batshit LOL. My apologies!", and then sends me another friend request. My response: "Remember at my dad's 75th birthday party (last October, for reference) when you were all "Snowflake this, and snowflake that, libtards and fuck Hillary and all"? (Mind you, no one was really talking politics at this deal) You dropping me the way you did yesterday was about the snowflake-iest thing I've ever seen. My family's done more shit for you that you even care to remember...(she had a fuck load of trouble with Texas State dude, and we had a weekend place in New Braunfels and there was more than a few times when they'd have a blowout and she'd come by looking for a place to flop instead of driving home upset. If we were there, she was always invited to stay, and if we weren't, she knew where the Hide-A Key was)...and if this is how you treat a friend, go fucking pound sand. Don't contact me again." She comes back with "God...I'm just trying to apologize LOL", and I said "Is there a part of 'fuck right off' that you do not understand?", and that's been the last message so far. As I type this, the whole thing looks relentlessly childish, and it is. Social media fights are about the dumbest shit there is, and I wasn't spoiling for a fight yesterday. At first, it kinda smarted because we've known each other for a long fucking time, but then I came to the realization that this is how it is with the True Believers, and I'm better off with that shit not on my timeline.

what a bitch of a man.

How is it that Ted fucking Nugent, who once sought to adopt an underage girl for the purpose of having sex with her, is some kind of conservative icon?

How many blacks and youngs have you ever seen at a boat parade? Check mate, libtard!

In these uncertain times, it's a god damn shame we lost Gene Rayburn when we did.

Our Springer Spaniel is Archie. He responds to Archie, Archimoe and Dorkface McGoon.

I'm Gooby and I support this message. Also, their salsa is pretty good.

That must have been why Don fought so fucking hard to keep it from being released.

The one conspiracy theory I believe is that Barr had Epstein killed to protect Trump. As long as Epstein was alive and looking to save his own ass, there's no limit to the number of people he'd throw under the bus, so he had to be deleted. I think very strongly that the same thing will happen to this woman.

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Is that Moira Rose?

This person seems upset.

the coveted "Maine Man" award

Somebody tell Dumbfuck Donnie that Mattis resigned.

Yeah I got in the car yesterday about 11:15 and Deep Tracks was back. More dismayed, I could not have been.

Nah, he does....

The abduction happened at the Walgreen's at Dairy Ashford and Memorial in Houston. You can literally throw a rock from my mom's house and hit that store. I remember being at the neighborhood pool the day she was kidnapped and there were a fuckton of police on the scene

Also https://www.panews.com/2019/09/13/affidavit-kelli-sartin-admits-striking-father-tells-police-charles-sartin-killed-himself/ Kelli Sartin was in one of my classes in college. She drove a dark blue Z28 and was a pretty fine piece of ass at the time. Obviously, the years have not been kind. And God dammit, Sartin's had THE BEST barbecued crab. She should face hard labor just for fucking that up.

Woman who used to cut my hair when I was a kid murdered her husband at a night club in Missouri City. She thought he was cheating on her, and one day, on her drive home, she passed this bar and saw his car there. She walked in and saw him in a booth next to some chick, they exchanged words and he basically told her that yes, he was boning the girl he was there at the bar with. She left and went to the house, got his .38, drove back to the bar and shot him in the head on the dance floor, dropped the gun and waited outside for the police to show. My dad explained to me that it was ruled a crime of passion. I don't remember exactly what her sentence was, but she was back to cutting hair within 2 years. She's still working at that place to this day.

DAMMIT!!